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Reviews, last 7 days

7

the week to Wed, Oct 28, the last day anything came in

Mean rating, that week

4.0

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  • yelp4★Bianca Petrosyanexact95% sure

    The room is lovely and the pacing was perfect. Ask for Bianca Petrosyan if you can. The 9:30 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Do the pairing.

    Matched on “Bianca Petrosyan”

  • yelp4★Rodrigo Pastranafuzzy55% sure

    Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Rodriego noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the smash burger was the standout. Ordered the smash burger twice between 6 of us, which tells you something. We will be back.

    Matched on “Rodriego” (alias for Rodrigo)

  • google4★Katherine Milburnexact95% sure

    The room is lovely and the pacing was perfect. Katherine Milburn made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. Still thinking about the aged beef course. A 6:15 booking for 2 and not a single thing went wrong. We will be back.

    Matched on “Katherine Milburn”

  • yelp4★Tobias Lindgrenfuzzy55% sure

    Every course landed. Tobiaz remembered us from a visit in the spring, which is not nothing. At 9:00 the room was full and still calm. We will be back.

    Matched on “Tobiaz” (alias for Tobias)

  • internal4★Callum Doyleexact90% sure

    Bathroom needs attention. (Named on the form: Callum.)

    Matched on “Callum”

  • opentable4★Ignacio Salvatierraexact95% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Ignacio Salvatierra walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. Still thinking about the mussels. Booked 6:45 on a whim and got a table by the window. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Ignacio Salvatierra”

  • 2 people on the Little Fern roster answer to “Daniel”. One review credits one person: confirm whoever had the table and say no to the rest.

    google4★Daniel Okonjoexact45% sure

    Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Our server Daniel was the best part of the night. the steak frites was the standout. We came for the steak frites and stayed for the rest of it. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Daniel”

    google4★Daniel Reyesexact45% sure

    Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Our server Daniel was the best part of the night. the steak frites was the standout. We came for the steak frites and stayed for the rest of it. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Daniel”

  • 2 people on the Little Fern roster answer to “Danial”. One review credits one person: confirm whoever had the table and say no to the rest.

    google4★Daniel Okonjofuzzy45% sure

    Our server Danial was patient with every substitution and still got the timing right. Would have been five stars but the room ran loud.

    Matched on “Danial” (alias for Daniel)

    google4★Daniel Reyesfuzzy45% sure

    Our server Danial was patient with every substitution and still got the timing right. Would have been five stars but the room ran loud.

    Matched on “Danial” (alias for Daniel)

  • 2 people on the Little Fern roster answer to “Dan”. One review credits one person: confirm whoever had the table and say no to the rest.

    google4★Daniel Okonjoalias45% sure

    Every course landed. Dan noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the mussels was the standout. We were 6 and the mussels was the one everybody reached for. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Dan”

    google4★Daniel Reyesalias45% sure

    Every course landed. Dan noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the mussels was the standout. We were 6 and the mussels was the one everybody reached for. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Dan”

  • internal4★Genevieve Marshexact90% sure

    Our server was lovely, the kitchen was slow. (Named on the form: Genevieve.)

    Matched on “Genevieve”

  • internal4★Margarethe Vogelexact90% sure

    Wine list is the best in the city. (Named on the form: Margarethe.)

    Matched on “Margarethe”

  • google4★Genevieve Marshexact90% sure

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Genevieve took great care of us from start to finish. Still thinking about the amaro flight. The kitchen sent the amaro flight out without us asking. Do the pairing.

    Matched on “Genevieve”

  • google4★Vincent Arriagaalias85% sure

    Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Vinny made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. Still thinking about the caviar course. The 6:45 seating was the right call for a table of 6. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Vinny”

  • yelp4★Beckett Lowryexact90% sure

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Beckett noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. We ordered the martini twice. The 8:45 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Beckett”

  • internal4★Oisin Murrayexact90% sure

    The pacing between courses was long. (Named on the form: Oisin.)

    Matched on “Oisin”

  • google4★Bianca Petrosyanexact90% sure

    Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Bianca remembered us from a visit in the spring, which is not nothing. Still thinking about the cheese cart. At 5:45 the room was full and still calm. We will be back.

    Matched on “Bianca”

  • opentable4★Yuki Takahashiexact90% sure

    Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Yuki noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. Still thinking about the steak frites. We were 5 and the steak frites was the one everybody reached for. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Yuki”

  • internal4★Margarethe Vogelexact90% sure

    The pacing between courses was long. (Named on the form: Margarethe.)

    Matched on “Margarethe”

  • google4★Beckett Lowryexact90% sure

    Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Ask for Beckett if you can. Booked 6:00 on a whim and got a table by the window. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Beckett”

  • google4★Margarethe Vogelalias85% sure

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Margo had the timing down to the second. A 8:30 booking for 2 and not a single thing went wrong. The bar is the better seat if you are two. Do the pairing.

    Matched on “Margo”

  • resy4★Antonia Wexlerexact90% sure

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Antonia made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. We were 2 and the martini was the one everybody reached for. Do the pairing.

    Matched on “Antonia”

  • opentable4★Margarethe Vogelexact95% sure

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Margarethe Vogel remembered us from a visit in the spring, which is not nothing. the roast chicken alone is worth the trip. Ordered the roast chicken twice between 2 of us, which tells you something. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Margarethe Vogel”

  • google4★Bianca Petrosyanexact90% sure

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Our server Bianca was the best part of the night. Ordered the caviar course twice between 5 of us, which tells you something. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Bianca”

  • yelp4★Theodore Braithwaiteexact90% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Theodore took great care of us from start to finish. Got the duck course on a recommendation and would order it again. We will be back.

    Matched on “Theodore”

  • google4★Callum Doyleexact90% sure

    Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Ask for Callum if you can. the roast chicken is worth the trip on its own. Do the pairing.

    Matched on “Callum”

  • google4★Genevieve Marshexact90% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Genevieve took great care of us from start to finish. Still thinking about the smash burger. the smash burger came out first and set the tone. Already booked for next month.

    Matched on “Genevieve”

  • resy4★Imogen Sorensenexact90% sure

    Best meal we have had in months. Imogen took great care of us from start to finish. The kitchen sent the martini out without us asking. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Imogen”

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  • More reviews than this room usually getsThe Copper Jaystrength of the signal 45 of 100

    4 reviews landed in 10 hours against this venue's usual 1.01 a day over 95 days, and 2 of them name Beckett Lowry.

    Yelp4★Fri, Oct 2· the one flagged

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Beckett noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. We ordered the martini twice. The 8:45 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Worth every dollar.

    Signed Nikolai Y.

    Google5★Fri, Oct 2

    Best meal we have had in months. the Manhattan was the standout. the Manhattan was the only thing we photographed. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Signed Solange Ivarsson

    Our own form3★Fri, Oct 2

    Bathroom needs attention. (Named on the form: Beckett.)

    No name on it

    Our own form4★Fri, Oct 2

    We felt rushed out at the end.

    No name on it

    Either way it lands in the record under your name. We report nothing to any platform.
  • More reviews than this room usually getsLittle Fernstrength of the signal 44 of 100

    5 reviews landed in 20 hours against this venue's usual 1.61 a day over 98 days, and 2 of them name Daniel Okonjo.

    Google4★Sun, Oct 11· the one flagged

    Every course landed. Dan noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the mussels was the standout. We were 6 and the mussels was the one everybody reached for. Worth every dollar.

    Signed Marcus Quinlan

    Our own form3★Sun, Oct 11

    We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Esperanza.)

    No name on it

    Our own form1★Sun, Oct 11

    Everything was on point tonight.

    No name on it

    Yelp4★Mon, Oct 12

    Best meal we have had in months. the mussels came out first and set the tone. Reservations open a month out and go fast. Do the pairing.

    Signed Beatrix O.

    Google5★Mon, Oct 12

    Third time here this year and it has not slipped once. Our server Dan was the best part of the night. the burrata alone is worth the trip. the burrata was the only thing we photographed. Bring a jacket, they keep it cold. We will be back.

    Signed Pearl Agyemang

    Either way it lands in the record under your name. We report nothing to any platform.

Everything that came in

The 25 newest of 72 reviews in view, all sources together.

Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Tue, Oct 27Rowan HouseYelp4★The room is lovely and the pacing was perfect. Ask for Bianca Petrosyan if you can. The 9:30 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Do the pairing.Room and decor38% sure
Sat, Oct 24The Copper JayOur own form4★The room was too loud to hear each other.Noise level95% sure
Sat, Oct 24The Copper JayGoogle4★The room is lovely and the pacing was perfect. Booked 8:00 on a whim and got a table by the window. Do the pairing.Room and decor38% sure
Fri, Oct 23The Copper JayYelp4★Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Rodriego noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the smash burger was the standout. Ordered the smash burger twice between 6 of us, which tells you something. We will be back.
Thu, Oct 22Little FernResy4★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. the mussels alone is worth the trip. We were 2 and the mussels was the one everybody reached for. Already booked for next month.
Thu, Oct 22Rowan HouseGoogle4★The room is lovely and the pacing was perfect. Katherine Milburn made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. Still thinking about the aged beef course. A 6:15 booking for 2 and not a single thing went wrong. We will be back.Room and decor38% sureMenu knowledge36% sure
Wed, Oct 21Little FernYelp4★Every course landed. Tobiaz remembered us from a visit in the spring, which is not nothing. At 9:00 the room was full and still calm. We will be back.
Tue, Oct 20The Copper JayResy4★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Split the amaro flight between 6 of us and wanted more. Bring a jacket, they keep it cold. We will be back.Food temperature60% sure
Sun, Oct 18The Copper JayGoogle4★Stars only, no words
Sat, Oct 17Rowan HouseOur own form4★Second time this month, both great.
Sat, Oct 17Little FernOur own form4★Bathroom needs attention. (Named on the form: Callum.)
Thu, Oct 15Rowan HouseYelp4★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. We ordered the cheese cart twice. For 3 people the pacing at 6:15 was just right. Do the pairing.
Thu, Oct 15Little FernOpenTable4★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Ignacio Salvatierra walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. Still thinking about the mussels. Booked 6:45 on a whim and got a table by the window. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.Menu knowledge80% sure
Thu, Oct 15Little FernGoogle4★Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Our server Daniel was the best part of the night. the steak frites was the standout. We came for the steak frites and stayed for the rest of it. Worth every dollar.Attentiveness and warmth38% sure
Mon, Oct 12Little FernGoogle4★Our server Danial was patient with every substitution and still got the timing right. Would have been five stars but the room ran loud.Noise level70% sure
Mon, Oct 12Little FernYelp4★Best meal we have had in months. the mussels came out first and set the tone. Reservations open a month out and go fast. Do the pairing.Food quality and execution85% sureReservations and waiting39% sure
Sun, Oct 11Little FernGoogle4★Every course landed. Dan noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the mussels was the standout. We were 6 and the mussels was the one everybody reached for. Worth every dollar.
Sat, Oct 10The Copper JayOur own form4★Our server was lovely, the kitchen was slow. (Named on the form: Genevieve.)Attentiveness and warmth38% sure
Wed, Oct 7Little FernOur own form4★Bathroom needs attention.
Wed, Oct 7Little FernOur own form4★Wine list is the best in the city. (Named on the form: Margarethe.)Wine72% sure
Tue, Oct 6Little FernGoogle4★Every course landed. the steak frites arrived exactly as described. Room runs loud when it is full. Worth every dollar.Noise level70% sure
Tue, Oct 6Rowan HouseGoogle4★Every course landed. the cheese cart alone is worth the trip. At 6:00 the room was full and still calm. Reservations open a month out and go fast. We will be back.Reservations and waiting39% sure
Mon, Oct 5The Copper JayGoogle4★Every course landed. the Manhattan was the standout. Sat down at 6:30 and were out by ten, which suited us. Do the pairing.Cocktails and bar36% sure
Mon, Oct 5The Copper JayGoogle4★Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Genevieve took great care of us from start to finish. Still thinking about the amaro flight. The kitchen sent the amaro flight out without us asking. Do the pairing.
Sat, Oct 3Little FernOur own form4★The pacing between courses was long.