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Reviews, last 7 days
3
the week to Wed, Oct 28, the last day anything came in
Mean rating, that week
1.0
across 3 reviews
Waiting to be counted
12
proposed credits, none of them scoring yet
Worth a look
2
patterns nobody has read yet
Narrow it down
Tripadvisor is not connected — nothing has been read from it, so it shows no reviews rather than zero reviews. No review platform has given us credentials yet; their reviews here arrived as a CSV export. 64 notes came from the group's own feedback form, shown unsigned as “Our own form”.
Waiting to be counted
Each one is a guess about who a review is thanking, with the words it matched on. Confirm it and it counts on the board. Reject it and it never does.
- internal1★Callum Doyleexact90% sure
The pacing between courses was long. (Named on the form: Callum.)
Matched on “Callum”
- google1★Rosalind Achebeexact90% sure
Two of the four plates came out cold. Rosalind was clearly covering too many tables. the burrata went back once and came out the same. Nobody offered to make it right.
Matched on “Rosalind”
- yelp1★Siobhan Delaneyalias85% sure
It took an hour to get a second drink. Our server, Shiv, never came back to check on the food. the buckwheat tart went back once and came out the same. Nobody offered to make it right.
Matched on “Shiv”
- internal1★Katherine Milburnexact90% sure
We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Katherine.)
Matched on “Katherine”
2 people on the Little Fern roster answer to “Daniel”. One review credits one person: confirm whoever had the table and say no to the rest.
internal1★Daniel Okonjoexact45% sureWe felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Daniel.)
Matched on “Daniel”
internal1★Daniel Reyesexact45% sureWe felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Daniel.)
Matched on “Daniel”
- opentable1★Rodrigo Pastranaexact90% sure
It took an hour to get a second drink. Rodrigo argued with us about the bill. A table of 2 at 6:15 and one server for the whole room. Nobody offered to make it right.
Matched on “Rodrigo”
- google1★Beckett Lowryalias85% sure
Two of the four plates came out cold. Beck was clearly covering too many tables. A table of 4 at 8:15 and one server for the whole room. For this money there are ten better options.
Matched on “Beck”
- google1★Tobias Lindgrenexact90% sure
Two of the four plates came out cold. Tobias argued with us about the bill. the steak frites was badly oversalted. Waited past 8:45 with 2 of us at the bar and no update. Management never came by.
Matched on “Tobias”
- google1★Oisin Murrayexact95% sure
Two of the four plates came out cold. Oisin Murray argued with us about the bill. the smash burger was badly oversalted. the smash burger arrived after the plates were cleared. Management never came by.
Matched on “Oisin Murray”
- google1★Margarethe Vogelexact90% sure
Our table was seated and then forgotten. Margarethe was clearly covering too many tables. For 4 people at 6:15 it was the wrong night to come. For this money there are ten better options.
Matched on “Margarethe”
- google1★Anders Lindqvistfuzzy55% sure
Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. Our server, Andres, never came back to check on the food. the caviar course came out lukewarm. the caviar course came out cold at 7:45. For this money there are ten better options.
Matched on “Andres” (alias for Anders)
The staff board
Confirmed credits only. 12 attributions are still waiting to be confirmed and are not counted here. A credit nobody confirmed is a guess, and a guess should never settle who won the month.
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Worth a look
Patterns in the reviews themselves, put in front of a person to read. None of this is an accusation and none of it touches anyone’s standing. Read the reviews side by side and decide what it is.
- The same words, more than onceLittle Fernstrength of the signal 55 of 100
4 reviews share near-identical wording (77% average overlap), all within 24 days. 4 of them carry no author name, so the profiles behind them cannot be counted. 2 of them name Daniel Okonjo. Worth reading side by side before contest points are counted.
Our own form1★Thu, Sep 24· the one flaggedWe felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Daniel.)
No name on it
Our own form1★Fri, Sep 25We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Katherine.)
No name on it
Our own form3★Sun, Oct 11We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Esperanza.)
No name on it
Our own form3★Sun, Oct 18We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Daniel.)
No name on it
- The same words, more than onceLittle Fernstrength of the signal 45 of 100
2 reviews posted from 2 different profiles across 2 platforms share near-identical wording (69% average overlap), all within 67 days. Worth reading side by side before contest points are counted.
Google1★Sat, Aug 22· the one flaggedOur table was seated and then forgotten. the burrata was badly oversalted. the burrata was underseasoned and nobody asked. We will not be returning.
Signed Otto Mensah
Resy2★Wed, Oct 28Our table was seated and then forgotten. the cheese cart was underseasoned and nobody asked. We will not be returning.
Signed Felix L.
Everything that came in
The 25 newest of 31 reviews in view, all sources together.
| When | Where | Platform | Stars | What they wrote |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mon, Oct 26 | Little Fern | Yelp | 1★ | Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. The 6:00 seating for 3 felt like an afterthought. Management never came by.Service pace85% sure |
| Fri, Oct 23 | Little Fern | Our own form | 1★ | The pacing between courses was long. (Named on the form: Callum.) |
| Thu, Oct 22 | Little Fern | OpenTable | 1★ | Not what we expected for the money. We were 4 and the roast chicken took fifty minutes. Nobody offered to make it right. |
| Tue, Oct 20 | Rowan House | 1★ | A 6:00 seating for 2, and a twenty minute gap between every course after the third. We paid for the reserve pairing and were poured two of the wines out of order. Nobody from the floor acknowledged any of it.Wine36% sure | |
| Tue, Oct 20 | The Copper Jay | OpenTable | 1★ | Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. the amaro flight came out lukewarm. A table of 6 at 9:30 and one server for the whole room. For this money there are ten better options.Food temperature90% sure |
| Sat, Oct 17 | The Copper Jay | Our own form | 1★ | Our server was lovely, the kitchen was slow.Attentiveness and warmth38% sure |
| Sun, Oct 11 | Little Fern | Our own form | 1★ | Everything was on point tonight. |
| Sat, Oct 10 | Little Fern | 1★ | Two of the four plates came out cold. Rosalind was clearly covering too many tables. the burrata went back once and came out the same. Nobody offered to make it right.Food temperature95% sure | |
| Thu, Oct 1 | Rowan House | Yelp | 1★ | It took an hour to get a second drink. Our server, Shiv, never came back to check on the food. the buckwheat tart went back once and came out the same. Nobody offered to make it right.Service pace98% sure |
| Wed, Sep 30 | The Copper Jay | Our own form | 1★ | Second time this month, both great. |
| Wed, Sep 30 | The Copper Jay | OpenTable | 1★ | Two of the four plates came out cold. We sent the martini back and nobody followed up. Waited past 5:30 with 5 of us at the bar and no update. Management never came by.Food temperature95% sureService pace85% sureCocktails and bar45% sure |
| Wed, Sep 30 | Little Fern | OpenTable | 1★ | Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. We were 3 and the steak frites took fifty minutes. Nobody offered to make it right. |
| Sat, Sep 26 | The Copper Jay | Our own form | 1★ | The room was too loud to hear each other.Noise level95% sure |
| Fri, Sep 25 | Rowan House | Our own form | 1★ | We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Katherine.)Service pace90% sure |
| Thu, Sep 24 | Little Fern | Our own form | 1★ | We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Daniel.)Service pace90% sure |
| Wed, Sep 23 | The Copper Jay | Our own form | 1★ | Our server was lovely, the kitchen was slow.Attentiveness and warmth38% sure |
| Wed, Sep 9 | Little Fern | 1★ | It took an hour to get a second drink. We sent the burrata back and nobody followed up. A table of 2 at 6:15 and one server for the whole room. Nobody offered to make it right.Service pace85% sure | |
| Mon, Sep 7 | The Copper Jay | OpenTable | 1★ | It took an hour to get a second drink. Rodrigo argued with us about the bill. A table of 2 at 6:15 and one server for the whole room. Nobody offered to make it right.Service pace85% sure |
| Wed, Sep 2 | Rowan House | Yelp | 1★ | Stars only, no words |
| Sun, Aug 30 | The Copper Jay | 1★ | Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. the amaro flight went back once and came out the same. For this money there are ten better options. | |
| Sun, Aug 23 | Little Fern | 1★ | Our table was seated and then forgotten. We had to flag Yukie down three separate times. the pot de creme was underseasoned and nobody asked. For this money there are ten better options.Seasoning and flavour90% sureAttentiveness and warmth85% sure | |
| Sat, Aug 22 | Little Fern | 1★ | Our table was seated and then forgotten. the burrata was badly oversalted. the burrata was underseasoned and nobody asked. We will not be returning.Seasoning and flavour98% sure | |
| Thu, Aug 20 | The Copper Jay | Yelp | 1★ | We waited forty minutes past our reservation time. We sent the Manhattan back and nobody followed up. the Manhattan arrived after the plates were cleared. Nobody offered to make it right.Cocktails and bar59% sureReservations and waiting42% sure |
| Wed, Aug 19 | Rowan House | 1★ | Stars only, no words | |
| Sun, Aug 16 | The Copper Jay | 1★ | Two of the four plates came out cold. Beck was clearly covering too many tables. A table of 4 at 8:15 and one server for the whole room. For this money there are ten better options.Food temperature95% sure |