On the HouseRowan House Group

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Reviews, last 7 days

5

the week to Wed, Oct 28, the last day anything came in

Mean rating, that week

2.0

across 5 reviews

Waiting to be counted

7

proposed credits, none of them scoring yet

Worth a look

1

patterns nobody has read yet

Narrow it down

Dining roomAll 3Rowan HouseLittle FernThe Copper Jay
PlatformAllGoogle (138)Yelp (57)OpenTable (46)Resy (36)Tripadvisor — not connectedOur own form (64)
StarsAny5★4★3★2★1★

Tripadvisor is not connected — nothing has been read from it, so it shows no reviews rather than zero reviews. No review platform has given us credentials yet; their reviews here arrived as a CSV export. 64 notes came from the group's own feedback form, shown unsigned as “Our own form”.

Waiting to be counted

Each one is a guess about who a review is thanking, with the words it matched on. Confirm it and it counts on the board. Reject it and it never does.

  • resy2★Vincent Arriagaalias85% sure

    Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. Vinny disappeared after taking the order. We sent the duck course back and nobody followed up. the duck course came out cold at 5:30. Nobody offered to make it right.

    Matched on “Vinny”

  • internal2★Esperanza Villalobosexact90% sure

    Our server was lovely, the kitchen was slow. (Named on the form: Esperanza.)

    Matched on “Esperanza”

  • google2★Antonia Wexleralias85% sure

    Our table was seated and then forgotten. Our server, Toni, never came back to check on the food. the smash burger came out lukewarm. Booked 9:30 and were still standing at quarter past. For this money there are ten better options.

    Matched on “Toni”

  • resy2★Theodore Braithwaitealias85% sure

    Two of the four plates came out cold. We had to flag Theo down three separate times. We sent the buckwheat tart back and nobody followed up. the buckwheat tart was underseasoned and nobody asked. Nobody offered to make it right.

    Matched on “Theo”

  • google2★Ignacio Salvatierraexact90% sure

    Not what we expected for the money. Our server, Ignacio, never came back to check on the food. the bucatini came out cold at 8:15. We will not be returning.

    Matched on “Ignacio”

  • 2 people on the Little Fern roster answer to “Dan”. One review credits one person: confirm whoever had the table and say no to the rest.

    opentable2★Daniel Okonjoalias45% sure

    Not what we expected for the money. Our server, Dan, never came back to check on the food. We sent the bucatini back and nobody followed up. The 6:00 seating for 4 felt like an afterthought. For this money there are ten better options.

    Matched on “Dan”

    opentable2★Daniel Reyesalias45% sure

    Not what we expected for the money. Our server, Dan, never came back to check on the food. We sent the bucatini back and nobody followed up. The 6:00 seating for 4 felt like an afterthought. For this money there are ten better options.

    Matched on “Dan”

The staff board

Confirmed credits only. 7 attributions are still waiting to be confirmed and are not counted here. A credit nobody confirmed is a guess, and a guess should never settle who won the month.

Nothing has been confirmed yet. The board fills in as the queue above is worked through.

Worth a look

Patterns in the reviews themselves, put in front of a person to read. None of this is an accusation and none of it touches anyone’s standing. Read the reviews side by side and decide what it is.

  • The same words, more than onceThe Copper Jaystrength of the signal 53 of 100

    2 reviews posted from 2 different profiles across 2 platforms share near-identical wording (81% average overlap), all within 60 days. Worth reading side by side before contest points are counted.

    Google2★Tue, Jul 28· the one flagged

    Not what we expected for the money. We asked twice about the Manhattan before it appeared. We will not be returning.

    Signed Elias Bellamy

    OpenTable2★Sat, Sep 26

    Not what we expected for the money. We asked twice about the bucatini before it appeared. We will not be returning.

    Signed Nikolai Brandt

    Either way it lands in the record under your name. We report nothing to any platform.

Everything that came in

The 25 newest of 29 reviews in view, all sources together.

Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Wed, Oct 28Rowan HouseResy2★Our table was seated and then forgotten. the cheese cart was underseasoned and nobody asked. We will not be returning.Seasoning and flavour90% sure
Mon, Oct 26The Copper JayGoogle2★Held a 8:30 booth for 3 and it was given away as we walked in. We stood at the rail for forty minutes with two drinks and no apology. The bartender was slammed and clearly had no help.Cocktails and bar45% sure
Sat, Oct 24Little FernYelp2★We booked at 7:45 for 4 and were not seated until almost half past. The bucatini came out cold and nobody checked on the table after the order landed. We have eaten here half a dozen times and this is the first time we left annoyed.Food temperature95% sure
Thu, Oct 22Rowan HouseGoogle2★Two of the four plates came out cold. the caviar course was half the portion it used to be. We asked twice about the caviar course before it appeared. For this money there are ten better options.Food temperature95% surePortion size36% sure
Wed, Oct 21Rowan HouseResy2★Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. Vinny disappeared after taking the order. We sent the duck course back and nobody followed up. the duck course came out cold at 5:30. Nobody offered to make it right.Food temperature95% sureAttentiveness and warmth70% sure
Mon, Oct 19Rowan HouseGoogle2★Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. the duck course was half the portion it used to be. For 3 people at 7:30 it was the wrong night to come. For this money there are ten better options.Portion size36% sure
Sat, Oct 17The Copper JayGoogle2★It took an hour to get a second drink. the oysters was half the portion it used to be. the oysters came out cold at 6:45. Nobody offered to make it right.Food temperature95% sureService pace85% surePortion size36% sure
Fri, Oct 16The Copper JayOpenTable2★Not what we expected for the money. We sent the Manhattan back and nobody followed up. the Manhattan arrived after the plates were cleared. For this money there are ten better options.Cocktails and bar59% sure
Thu, Oct 15The Copper JayOur own form2★Wine list is the best in the city.Wine72% sure
Tue, Oct 13Little FernGoogle2★Not what we expected for the money. Yukie argued with us about the bill. For 4 people at 6:00 it was the wrong night to come. Nobody offered to make it right.
Sun, Oct 11The Copper JayOur own form2★The pacing between courses was long.
Fri, Oct 2Little FernResy2★Stars only, no words
Thu, Oct 1Little FernOur own form2★Our server was lovely, the kitchen was slow. (Named on the form: Esperanza.)Attentiveness and warmth38% sure
Sat, Sep 26Little FernOpenTable2★Not what we expected for the money. We asked twice about the bucatini before it appeared. We will not be returning.
Sat, Sep 19The Copper JayResy2★Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. The 8:00 seating for 2 felt like an afterthought. We will not be returning.
Tue, Sep 8The Copper JayGoogle2★Our table was seated and then forgotten. Our server, Toni, never came back to check on the food. the smash burger came out lukewarm. Booked 9:30 and were still standing at quarter past. For this money there are ten better options.Food temperature90% sureService pace85% sure
Sun, Aug 30Rowan HouseResy2★Two of the four plates came out cold. We had to flag Theo down three separate times. We sent the buckwheat tart back and nobody followed up. the buckwheat tart was underseasoned and nobody asked. Nobody offered to make it right.Food temperature95% sureSeasoning and flavour90% sureAttentiveness and warmth85% sure
Thu, Aug 27Little FernGoogle2★Not what we expected for the money. the pot de creme was half the portion it used to be. the pot de creme went back once and came out the same. We will not be returning.Portion size36% sure
Wed, Aug 19The Copper JayResy2★Our table was seated and then forgotten. the smash burger was half the portion it used to be. A table of 4 at 6:15 and one server for the whole room. Nobody offered to make it right.Portion size36% sure
Tue, Aug 11Little FernOpenTable2★Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. We asked twice about the roast chicken before it appeared. We will not be returning.
Sun, Aug 9Little FernGoogle2★Not what we expected for the money. Our server, Ignacio, never came back to check on the food. the bucatini came out cold at 8:15. We will not be returning.Food temperature95% sureService pace85% sure
Fri, Aug 7The Copper JayGoogle2★Not what we expected for the money. the oysters was half the portion it used to be. Booked 7:45 and were still standing at quarter past. For this money there are ten better options.Portion size36% sure
Mon, Aug 3The Copper JayOpenTable2★Not what we expected for the money. the Manhattan was badly oversalted. Booked 8:30 and were still standing at quarter past. For this money there are ten better options.Seasoning and flavour90% sureCocktails and bar36% sure
Sat, Aug 1Little FernYelp2★Two of the four plates came out cold. For 4 people at 5:30 it was the wrong night to come. Nobody offered to make it right.Food temperature95% sure
Tue, Jul 28Little FernOpenTable2★Not what we expected for the money. Our server, Dan, never came back to check on the food. We sent the bucatini back and nobody followed up. The 6:00 seating for 4 felt like an afterthought. For this money there are ten better options.Service pace85% sure