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  • yelp5★Siobhan Delaneyalias85% sure

    Every course landed. Shiv had the timing down to the second. The 8:15 seating was the right call for a table of 2. We will be back.

    Matched on “Shiv”

  • yelp4★Bianca Petrosyanexact95% sure

    The room is lovely and the pacing was perfect. Ask for Bianca Petrosyan if you can. The 9:30 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Do the pairing.

    Matched on “Bianca Petrosyan”

  • yelp4★Rodrigo Pastranafuzzy55% sure

    Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Rodriego noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the smash burger was the standout. Ordered the smash burger twice between 6 of us, which tells you something. We will be back.

    Matched on “Rodriego” (alias for Rodrigo)

  • yelp4★Tobias Lindgrenfuzzy55% sure

    Every course landed. Tobiaz remembered us from a visit in the spring, which is not nothing. At 9:00 the room was full and still calm. We will be back.

    Matched on “Tobiaz” (alias for Tobias)

  • yelp5★Trent Okaforexact90% sure

    Trent behind the bar is the best bartender in the city. He remembered exactly what I drink and totally made our night. Ask for Trent.

    Matched on “Trent”

  • yelp5★Oisin Murrayalias85% sure

    Every course landed. Ask for Osh if you can. the smash burger came out first and set the tone. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Osh”

  • yelp5★Trent Okaforexact90% sure

    Trent behind the bar is the best bartender in the city. He remembered exactly what I drink and completely made my night.

    Matched on “Trent”

  • yelp5★Rosalind Achebeexact90% sure

    Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Rosalind took great care of us from start to finish. Still thinking about the mussels. Got the mussels on a recommendation and would order it again. We will be back.

    Matched on “Rosalind”

  • 2 people on the Little Fern roster answer to “Dan”. One review credits one person: confirm whoever had the table and say no to the rest.

    yelp5★Daniel Okonjoalias45% sure

    Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Dan noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the mussels arrived exactly as described. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Dan”

    yelp5★Daniel Reyesalias45% sure

    Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Dan noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the mussels arrived exactly as described. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Dan”

  • yelp5★Callum Doyleexact90% sure

    Every course landed. Callum made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. Our 8:00 table for 3 ran long and nobody rushed us. We will be back.

    Matched on “Callum”

  • yelp5★Callum Doyleexact90% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Callum noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. Got the roast chicken on a recommendation and would order it again. Already booked for next month.

    Matched on “Callum”

  • yelp4★Beckett Lowryexact90% sure

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Beckett noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. We ordered the martini twice. The 8:45 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Beckett”

  • yelp1★Siobhan Delaneyalias85% sure

    It took an hour to get a second drink. Our server, Shiv, never came back to check on the food. the buckwheat tart went back once and came out the same. Nobody offered to make it right.

    Matched on “Shiv”

  • yelp5★Rosalind Achebealias85% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Roz noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. We ordered the pot de creme twice. The 6:15 seating was the right call for a table of 6. Room runs loud when it is full. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Roz”

  • yelp5★Rodrigo Pastranaexact90% sure

    Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Rodrigo had the timing down to the second. Split the Manhattan between 4 of us and wanted more. We will be back.

    Matched on “Rodrigo”

  • yelp4★Theodore Braithwaiteexact90% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Theodore took great care of us from start to finish. Got the duck course on a recommendation and would order it again. We will be back.

    Matched on “Theodore”

  • yelp5★Tobias Lindgrenexact90% sure

    Best meal we have had in months. Tobias remembered us from a visit in the spring, which is not nothing. the pot de creme at 7:45 was the best thing we ate. Do the pairing.

    Matched on “Tobias”

  • 2 people on the Little Fern roster answer to “Daniel”. One review credits one person: confirm whoever had the table and say no to the rest.

    yelp4★Daniel Okonjoexact45% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Daniel walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the bucatini was the only thing we photographed. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Daniel”

    yelp4★Daniel Reyesexact45% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Daniel walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the bucatini was the only thing we photographed. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Daniel”

  • yelp5★Tobias Lindgrenexact90% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Ask for Tobias if you can. the pot de creme was the only thing we photographed. Already booked for next month.

    Matched on “Tobias”

  • yelp5★Bianca Petrosyanalias85% sure

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Bee took great care of us from start to finish. We were 2 and the duck course was the one everybody reached for. We will be back.

    Matched on “Bee”

  • yelp5★Callum Doylealias85% sure

    Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Our server Cal was the best part of the night. Ordered the burrata twice between 4 of us, which tells you something. Already booked for next month.

    Matched on “Cal”

  • yelp4★Vincent Arriagaexact95% sure

    Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Vincent Arriaga made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. the cheese cart alone is worth the trip. Sat down at 8:00 and were out by ten, which suited us. Parking is a nightmare after six. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Vincent Arriaga”

  • yelp5★Bianca Petrosyanalias85% sure

    The room is lovely and the pacing was perfect. Bee remembered us from a visit in the spring, which is not nothing. Still thinking about the caviar course. the caviar course is worth the trip on its own. Do the pairing.

    Matched on “Bee”

  • yelp5★Nell Ostrowskiexact90% sure

    The room is lovely and the pacing was perfect. Ask for Nell if you can. Our 8:30 table for 4 ran long and nobody rushed us. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Nell”

  • yelp5★Esperanza Villalobosexact90% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Esperanza took great care of us from start to finish. Ordered the pot de creme twice between 3 of us, which tells you something. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Esperanza”

  • yelp3★Anders Lindqvistexact90% sure

    The kitchen is better than the floor right now. Anders made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. Still thinking about the buckwheat tart. the buckwheat tart went back once and came out the same. Bring a jacket, they keep it cold.

    Matched on “Anders”

  • yelp5★Ignacio Salvatierraexact90% sure

    Every course landed. Ignacio made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. Split the pot de creme between 2 of us and wanted more. Already booked for next month.

    Matched on “Ignacio”

  • yelp5★Yuki Takahashiexact90% sure

    Best meal we have had in months. Yuki walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the pot de creme was the standout. Sat down at 5:30 and were out by ten, which suited us. The bar is the better seat if you are two. Already booked for next month.

    Matched on “Yuki”

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  • More reviews than this room usually getsThe Copper Jaystrength of the signal 45 of 100

    4 reviews landed in 10 hours against this venue's usual 1.01 a day over 95 days, and 2 of them name Beckett Lowry.

    Yelp4★Fri, Oct 2· the one flagged

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Beckett noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. We ordered the martini twice. The 8:45 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Worth every dollar.

    Signed Nikolai Y.

    Google5★Fri, Oct 2

    Best meal we have had in months. the Manhattan was the standout. the Manhattan was the only thing we photographed. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Signed Solange Ivarsson

    Our own form3★Fri, Oct 2

    Bathroom needs attention. (Named on the form: Beckett.)

    No name on it

    Our own form4★Fri, Oct 2

    We felt rushed out at the end.

    No name on it

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Everything that came in

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Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Tue, Oct 27Rowan HouseYelp5★Every course landed. Shiv had the timing down to the second. The 8:15 seating was the right call for a table of 2. We will be back.
Tue, Oct 27Rowan HouseYelp4★The room is lovely and the pacing was perfect. Ask for Bianca Petrosyan if you can. The 9:30 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Do the pairing.Room and decor38% sure
Mon, Oct 26Little FernYelp1★Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. The 6:00 seating for 3 felt like an afterthought. Management never came by.Service pace85% sure
Sat, Oct 24Little FernYelp2★We booked at 7:45 for 4 and were not seated until almost half past. The bucatini came out cold and nobody checked on the table after the order landed. We have eaten here half a dozen times and this is the first time we left annoyed.Food temperature95% sure
Fri, Oct 23The Copper JayYelp4★Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Rodriego noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the smash burger was the standout. Ordered the smash burger twice between 6 of us, which tells you something. We will be back.
Wed, Oct 21Little FernYelp4★Every course landed. Tobiaz remembered us from a visit in the spring, which is not nothing. At 9:00 the room was full and still calm. We will be back.
Mon, Oct 19The Copper JayYelp5★Trent behind the bar is the best bartender in the city. He remembered exactly what I drink and totally made our night. Ask for Trent.Cocktails and bar64% sure
Sun, Oct 18The Copper JayYelp5★Every course landed. Ask for Osh if you can. the smash burger came out first and set the tone. Worth every dollar.
Sun, Oct 18The Copper JayYelp5★Trent behind the bar is the best bartender in the city. He remembered exactly what I drink and completely made my night.Cocktails and bar64% sure
Fri, Oct 16Rowan HouseYelp5★Every course landed. We ordered the duck course twice. A 6:00 booking for 4 and not a single thing went wrong. We will be back.
Fri, Oct 16Little FernYelp5★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Rosalind took great care of us from start to finish. Still thinking about the mussels. Got the mussels on a recommendation and would order it again. We will be back.Menu knowledge36% sure
Thu, Oct 15Rowan HouseYelp4★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. We ordered the cheese cart twice. For 3 people the pacing at 6:15 was just right. Do the pairing.
Thu, Oct 15Little FernYelp5★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Still thinking about the steak frites. the steak frites alone justified the bill. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.
Tue, Oct 13Little FernYelp5★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Dan noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the mussels arrived exactly as described. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.
Mon, Oct 12Little FernYelp4★Best meal we have had in months. the mussels came out first and set the tone. Reservations open a month out and go fast. Do the pairing.Food quality and execution85% sureReservations and waiting39% sure
Thu, Oct 8Little FernYelp5★Every course landed. Callum made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. Our 8:00 table for 3 ran long and nobody rushed us. We will be back.Service pace72% sureMenu knowledge36% sure
Sat, Oct 3Little FernYelp5★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Callum noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. Got the roast chicken on a recommendation and would order it again. Already booked for next month.Menu knowledge36% sure
Fri, Oct 2The Copper JayYelp4★Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Beckett noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. We ordered the martini twice. The 8:45 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Worth every dollar.Cocktails and bar45% sure
Thu, Oct 1Rowan HouseYelp1★It took an hour to get a second drink. Our server, Shiv, never came back to check on the food. the buckwheat tart went back once and came out the same. Nobody offered to make it right.Service pace98% sure
Thu, Sep 24Little FernYelp5★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Roz noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. We ordered the pot de creme twice. The 6:15 seating was the right call for a table of 6. Room runs loud when it is full. Worth every dollar.Noise level70% sure
Fri, Sep 18Rowan HouseYelp4★Every course landed. The 7:15 seating was the right call for a table of 4. Room runs loud when it is full. We will be back.Noise level70% sure
Thu, Sep 17The Copper JayYelp5★Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Rodrigo had the timing down to the second. Split the Manhattan between 4 of us and wanted more. We will be back.Cocktails and bar36% sure
Thu, Sep 17Little FernYelp5★Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. We ordered the steak frites twice. the steak frites did not survive five minutes at a table of 3. Worth every dollar.
Mon, Sep 14Rowan HouseYelp4★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Theodore took great care of us from start to finish. Got the duck course on a recommendation and would order it again. We will be back.Menu knowledge36% sure
Sun, Sep 13Little FernYelp5★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Still thinking about the mussels. the mussels did not survive five minutes at a table of 5. Already booked for next month.