On the HouseRowan House Group

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Reviews, last 7 days

3

the week to Wed, Oct 28, the last day anything came in

Mean rating, that week

4.0

across 3 reviews

Waiting to be counted

8

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Worth a look

1

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  • yelp4★Bianca Petrosyanexact95% sure

    The room is lovely and the pacing was perfect. Ask for Bianca Petrosyan if you can. The 9:30 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Do the pairing.

    Matched on “Bianca Petrosyan”

  • yelp4★Rodrigo Pastranafuzzy55% sure

    Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Rodriego noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the smash burger was the standout. Ordered the smash burger twice between 6 of us, which tells you something. We will be back.

    Matched on “Rodriego” (alias for Rodrigo)

  • yelp4★Tobias Lindgrenfuzzy55% sure

    Every course landed. Tobiaz remembered us from a visit in the spring, which is not nothing. At 9:00 the room was full and still calm. We will be back.

    Matched on “Tobiaz” (alias for Tobias)

  • yelp4★Beckett Lowryexact90% sure

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Beckett noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. We ordered the martini twice. The 8:45 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Beckett”

  • yelp4★Theodore Braithwaiteexact90% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Theodore took great care of us from start to finish. Got the duck course on a recommendation and would order it again. We will be back.

    Matched on “Theodore”

  • 2 people on the Little Fern roster answer to “Daniel”. One review credits one person: confirm whoever had the table and say no to the rest.

    yelp4★Daniel Okonjoexact45% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Daniel walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the bucatini was the only thing we photographed. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Daniel”

    yelp4★Daniel Reyesexact45% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Daniel walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the bucatini was the only thing we photographed. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Daniel”

  • yelp4★Vincent Arriagaexact95% sure

    Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Vincent Arriaga made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. the cheese cart alone is worth the trip. Sat down at 8:00 and were out by ten, which suited us. Parking is a nightmare after six. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Vincent Arriaga”

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  • More reviews than this room usually getsThe Copper Jaystrength of the signal 45 of 100

    4 reviews landed in 10 hours against this venue's usual 1.01 a day over 95 days, and 2 of them name Beckett Lowry.

    Yelp4★Fri, Oct 2· the one flagged

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Beckett noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. We ordered the martini twice. The 8:45 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Worth every dollar.

    Signed Nikolai Y.

    Google5★Fri, Oct 2

    Best meal we have had in months. the Manhattan was the standout. the Manhattan was the only thing we photographed. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Signed Solange Ivarsson

    Our own form3★Fri, Oct 2

    Bathroom needs attention. (Named on the form: Beckett.)

    No name on it

    Our own form4★Fri, Oct 2

    We felt rushed out at the end.

    No name on it

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Everything that came in

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Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Tue, Oct 27Rowan HouseYelp4★The room is lovely and the pacing was perfect. Ask for Bianca Petrosyan if you can. The 9:30 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Do the pairing.Room and decor38% sure
Fri, Oct 23The Copper JayYelp4★Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Rodriego noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the smash burger was the standout. Ordered the smash burger twice between 6 of us, which tells you something. We will be back.
Wed, Oct 21Little FernYelp4★Every course landed. Tobiaz remembered us from a visit in the spring, which is not nothing. At 9:00 the room was full and still calm. We will be back.
Thu, Oct 15Rowan HouseYelp4★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. We ordered the cheese cart twice. For 3 people the pacing at 6:15 was just right. Do the pairing.
Mon, Oct 12Little FernYelp4★Best meal we have had in months. the mussels came out first and set the tone. Reservations open a month out and go fast. Do the pairing.Food quality and execution85% sureReservations and waiting39% sure
Fri, Oct 2The Copper JayYelp4★Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Beckett noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. We ordered the martini twice. The 8:45 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Worth every dollar.Cocktails and bar45% sure
Fri, Sep 18Rowan HouseYelp4★Every course landed. The 7:15 seating was the right call for a table of 4. Room runs loud when it is full. We will be back.Noise level70% sure
Mon, Sep 14Rowan HouseYelp4★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Theodore took great care of us from start to finish. Got the duck course on a recommendation and would order it again. We will be back.Menu knowledge36% sure
Sun, Sep 13The Copper JayYelp4★Stars only, no words
Tue, Sep 1Little FernYelp4★Every course landed. Still thinking about the steak frites. the steak frites at 6:15 was the best thing we ate. Do the pairing.
Mon, Aug 31Little FernYelp4★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Daniel walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the bucatini was the only thing we photographed. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.Menu knowledge80% sure
Wed, Aug 19Rowan HouseYelp4★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Vincent Arriaga made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. the cheese cart alone is worth the trip. Sat down at 8:00 and were out by ten, which suited us. Parking is a nightmare after six. Worth every dollar.Parking68% sureMenu knowledge36% sure
Tue, Aug 18Little FernYelp4★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Still thinking about the roast chicken. Our 6:30 table for 2 ran long and nobody rushed us. We will be back.Service pace72% sure
Fri, Jul 24Little FernYelp4★Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. the mussels was the standout. the mussels at 8:45 was the best thing we ate. The bar is the better seat if you are two. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.