On the HouseRowan House Group

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Reviews, last 7 days

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the week to Wed, Oct 28, the last day anything came in

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1.0

across 1 reviews

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  • yelp1★Siobhan Delaneyalias85% sure

    It took an hour to get a second drink. Our server, Shiv, never came back to check on the food. the buckwheat tart went back once and came out the same. Nobody offered to make it right.

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Everything that came in

The 6 newest of 6 reviews in view, all sources together.

Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Mon, Oct 26Little FernYelp1★Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. The 6:00 seating for 3 felt like an afterthought. Management never came by.Service pace85% sure
Thu, Oct 1Rowan HouseYelp1★It took an hour to get a second drink. Our server, Shiv, never came back to check on the food. the buckwheat tart went back once and came out the same. Nobody offered to make it right.Service pace98% sure
Wed, Sep 2Rowan HouseYelp1★Stars only, no words
Thu, Aug 20The Copper JayYelp1★We waited forty minutes past our reservation time. We sent the Manhattan back and nobody followed up. the Manhattan arrived after the plates were cleared. Nobody offered to make it right.Cocktails and bar59% sureReservations and waiting42% sure
Wed, Aug 5Little FernYelp1★Our table was seated and then forgotten. For 5 people at 6:00 it was the wrong night to come. Nobody offered to make it right.
Mon, Aug 3Little FernYelp1★Two of the four plates came out cold. the roast chicken was half the portion it used to be. We asked twice about the roast chicken before it appeared. Nobody offered to make it right.Food temperature95% surePortion size36% sure