On the HouseRowan House Group

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  • resy5★Ignacio Salvatierraalias85% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Iggy walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the bucatini came out first and set the tone. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Iggy”

  • resy3★Margarethe Vogelexact90% sure

    Half of this was excellent and half of it was a shrug. Our server Margarethe was the best part of the night. the pot de creme alone is worth the trip. the pot de creme was the only thing we photographed. Bring a jacket, they keep it cold.

    Matched on “Margarethe”

  • resy5★Yuki Takahashiexact90% sure

    Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Yuki noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. Our 6:45 table for 3 ran long and nobody rushed us. Do the pairing.

    Matched on “Yuki”

  • resy5★Callum Doylealias85% sure

    Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Cal walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the steak frites alone is worth the trip. At 7:00 the room was full and still calm. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Cal”

  • resy5★Margarethe Vogelalias85% sure

    Every course landed. Greta walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. We ordered the bucatini twice. Split the bucatini between 4 of us and wanted more. Already booked for next month.

    Matched on “Greta”

  • resy5★Callum Doylealias85% sure

    Third time here this year and it has not slipped once. Our server Cal was the best part of the night. Got the pot de creme on a recommendation and would order it again. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Cal”

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WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Wed, Oct 28Little FernResy5★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Iggy walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the bucatini came out first and set the tone. Worth every dollar.Menu knowledge80% sure
Thu, Oct 22Little FernResy4★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. the mussels alone is worth the trip. We were 2 and the mussels was the one everybody reached for. Already booked for next month.
Sat, Oct 17Little FernResy3★Half of this was excellent and half of it was a shrug. Our server Margarethe was the best part of the night. the pot de creme alone is worth the trip. the pot de creme was the only thing we photographed. Bring a jacket, they keep it cold.Food temperature60% sureAttentiveness and warmth38% sure
Mon, Oct 5Little FernResy5★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Yuki noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. Our 6:45 table for 3 ran long and nobody rushed us. Do the pairing.Service pace72% sure
Sat, Oct 3Little FernResy5★Third time here this year and it has not slipped once. Still thinking about the mussels. Sat down at 9:00 and were out by ten, which suited us. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.
Fri, Oct 2Little FernResy2★Stars only, no words
Sun, Sep 27Little FernResy5★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Cal walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the steak frites alone is worth the trip. At 7:00 the room was full and still calm. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.Menu knowledge80% sure
Fri, Sep 25Little FernResy5★Every course landed. Greta walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. We ordered the bucatini twice. Split the bucatini between 4 of us and wanted more. Already booked for next month.Menu knowledge80% sure
Fri, Sep 11Little FernResy5★Third time here this year and it has not slipped once. Our server Cal was the best part of the night. Got the pot de creme on a recommendation and would order it again. Worth every dollar.Attentiveness and warmth38% sureMenu knowledge36% sure
Mon, Aug 31Little FernResy5★Third time here this year and it has not slipped once. the bucatini came out first and set the tone. Already booked for next month.
Wed, Aug 26Little FernResy5★Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Ordered the roast chicken twice between 3 of us, which tells you something. Already booked for next month.
Tue, Aug 25Little FernResy5★The room is lovely and the pacing was perfect. Still thinking about the mussels. Our 5:30 table for 3 ran long and nobody rushed us. Worth every dollar.Service pace72% sureRoom and decor38% sure
Sun, Aug 16Little FernResy5★Every course landed. Yukie took great care of us from start to finish. We ordered the steak frites twice. the steak frites alone justified the bill. Worth every dollar.
Sat, Aug 1Little FernResy5★Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. For 4 people the pacing at 8:00 was just right. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.