On the HouseRowan House Group

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  • resy3★Margarethe Vogelexact90% sure

    Half of this was excellent and half of it was a shrug. Our server Margarethe was the best part of the night. the pot de creme alone is worth the trip. the pot de creme was the only thing we photographed. Bring a jacket, they keep it cold.

    Matched on “Margarethe”

  • resy3★Rodrigo Pastranafuzzy55% sure

    Half of this was excellent and half of it was a shrug. Rodriego walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the martini was the standout. the martini was underseasoned and nobody asked. Room runs loud when it is full.

    Matched on “Rodriego” (alias for Rodrigo)

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Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Tue, Oct 20Rowan HouseResy3★Good food, uneven night. the cheese cart was half the portion it used to be. For 6 people at 8:15 it was the wrong night to come. Parking is a nightmare after six.Parking68% surePortion size36% sure
Sat, Oct 17Little FernResy3★Half of this was excellent and half of it was a shrug. Our server Margarethe was the best part of the night. the pot de creme alone is worth the trip. the pot de creme was the only thing we photographed. Bring a jacket, they keep it cold.Food temperature60% sureAttentiveness and warmth38% sure
Sun, Oct 11The Copper JayResy3★Stars only, no words
Sat, Oct 10The Copper JayResy3★Half of this was excellent and half of it was a shrug. We sent the amaro flight back and nobody followed up. Sat down at 7:00 and were out by ten, which suited us. Parking is a nightmare after six.Parking68% sure
Sun, Sep 27The Copper JayResy3★Half of this was excellent and half of it was a shrug. Rodriego walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the martini was the standout. the martini was underseasoned and nobody asked. Room runs loud when it is full.Seasoning and flavour90% sureMenu knowledge80% sureNoise level70% sureand 1 more read out of this one