On the HouseRowan House Group

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Reviews, last 7 days

2

the week to Wed, Oct 28, the last day anything came in

Mean rating, that week

2.0

across 2 reviews

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  • resy2★Vincent Arriagaalias85% sure

    Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. Vinny disappeared after taking the order. We sent the duck course back and nobody followed up. the duck course came out cold at 5:30. Nobody offered to make it right.

    Matched on “Vinny”

  • resy2★Theodore Braithwaitealias85% sure

    Two of the four plates came out cold. We had to flag Theo down three separate times. We sent the buckwheat tart back and nobody followed up. the buckwheat tart was underseasoned and nobody asked. Nobody offered to make it right.

    Matched on “Theo”

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Everything that came in

The 6 newest of 6 reviews in view, all sources together.

Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Wed, Oct 28Rowan HouseResy2★Our table was seated and then forgotten. the cheese cart was underseasoned and nobody asked. We will not be returning.Seasoning and flavour90% sure
Wed, Oct 21Rowan HouseResy2★Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. Vinny disappeared after taking the order. We sent the duck course back and nobody followed up. the duck course came out cold at 5:30. Nobody offered to make it right.Food temperature95% sureAttentiveness and warmth70% sure
Fri, Oct 2Little FernResy2★Stars only, no words
Sat, Sep 19The Copper JayResy2★Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. The 8:00 seating for 2 felt like an afterthought. We will not be returning.
Sun, Aug 30Rowan HouseResy2★Two of the four plates came out cold. We had to flag Theo down three separate times. We sent the buckwheat tart back and nobody followed up. the buckwheat tart was underseasoned and nobody asked. Nobody offered to make it right.Food temperature95% sureSeasoning and flavour90% sureAttentiveness and warmth85% sure
Wed, Aug 19The Copper JayResy2★Our table was seated and then forgotten. the smash burger was half the portion it used to be. A table of 4 at 6:15 and one server for the whole room. Nobody offered to make it right.Portion size36% sure