On the HouseRowan House Group

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  • opentable4★Ignacio Salvatierraexact95% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Ignacio Salvatierra walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. Still thinking about the mussels. Booked 6:45 on a whim and got a table by the window. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Ignacio Salvatierra”

  • opentable4★Yuki Takahashiexact90% sure

    Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Yuki noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. Still thinking about the steak frites. We were 5 and the steak frites was the one everybody reached for. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Yuki”

  • opentable4★Margarethe Vogelexact95% sure

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Margarethe Vogel remembered us from a visit in the spring, which is not nothing. the roast chicken alone is worth the trip. Ordered the roast chicken twice between 2 of us, which tells you something. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Margarethe Vogel”

  • opentable4★Margarethe Vogelalias85% sure

    The room is lovely and the pacing was perfect. Margo walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the steak frites came out first and set the tone. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Margo”

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WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Thu, Oct 15Little FernOpenTable4★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Ignacio Salvatierra walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. Still thinking about the mussels. Booked 6:45 on a whim and got a table by the window. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.Menu knowledge80% sure
Tue, Sep 29Little FernOpenTable4★Every course landed. the steak frites alone justified the bill. Already booked for next month.
Sun, Sep 27Little FernOpenTable4★Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Yuki noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. Still thinking about the steak frites. We were 5 and the steak frites was the one everybody reached for. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.
Tue, Sep 15Little FernOpenTable4★Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Margarethe Vogel remembered us from a visit in the spring, which is not nothing. the roast chicken alone is worth the trip. Ordered the roast chicken twice between 2 of us, which tells you something. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.
Wed, Sep 9Rowan HouseOpenTable4★Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. the caviar course was the standout. The kitchen sent the caviar course out without us asking. Do the pairing.
Fri, Aug 7Little FernOpenTable4★The room is lovely and the pacing was perfect. Margo walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the steak frites came out first and set the tone. Worth every dollar.Menu knowledge80% sureRoom and decor38% sure
Thu, Aug 6Rowan HouseOpenTable4★The room is lovely and the pacing was perfect. The 8:30 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Already booked for next month.Room and decor38% sure
Tue, Aug 4Rowan HouseOpenTable4★Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. the buckwheat tart is worth the trip on its own. Worth every dollar.