On the HouseRowan House Group

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  • opentable3★Callum Doylealias85% sure

    Half of this was excellent and half of it was a shrug. Cal walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the roast chicken was half the portion it used to be. We were 6 and the roast chicken took fifty minutes. Reservations open a month out and go fast.

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Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Sun, Oct 18Little FernOpenTable3★Half of this was excellent and half of it was a shrug. Cal walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the roast chicken was half the portion it used to be. We were 6 and the roast chicken took fifty minutes. Reservations open a month out and go fast.Menu knowledge80% sureReservations and waiting39% surePortion size36% sure
Tue, Aug 18Little FernOpenTable3★Stars only, no words
Sat, Jul 25The Copper JayOpenTable3★Fine, but not at this price. the amaro flight did not survive five minutes at a table of 3. Room runs loud when it is full.Noise level70% sure