On the HouseRowan House Group

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Review Room

Every review you bring in, each one put against the person it names. Nobody is credited until a manager says so.

Reviews, last 7 days

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the week to Wed, Oct 28, the last day anything came in

Mean rating, that week

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nothing in that week; the newest here is Fri, Oct 16

Waiting to be counted

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proposed credits, none of them scoring yet

Worth a look

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patterns nobody has read yet

Narrow it down

Tripadvisor is not connected — nothing has been read from it, so it shows no reviews rather than zero reviews. No review platform has given us credentials yet; their reviews here arrived as a CSV export. 64 notes came from the group's own feedback form, shown unsigned as “Our own form”.

Waiting to be counted

Each one is a guess about who a review is thanking, with the words it matched on. Confirm it and it counts on the board. Reject it and it never does.

  • 2 people on the Little Fern roster answer to “Dan”. One review credits one person: confirm whoever had the table and say no to the rest.

    opentable2★Daniel Okonjoalias45% sure

    Not what we expected for the money. Our server, Dan, never came back to check on the food. We sent the bucatini back and nobody followed up. The 6:00 seating for 4 felt like an afterthought. For this money there are ten better options.

    Matched on “Dan”

    opentable2★Daniel Reyesalias45% sure

    Not what we expected for the money. Our server, Dan, never came back to check on the food. We sent the bucatini back and nobody followed up. The 6:00 seating for 4 felt like an afterthought. For this money there are ten better options.

    Matched on “Dan”

The staff board

Confirmed credits only. 2 attributions are still waiting to be confirmed and are not counted here. A credit nobody confirmed is a guess, and a guess should never settle who won the month.

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Worth a look

Patterns in the reviews themselves, put in front of a person to read. None of this is an accusation and none of it touches anyone’s standing. Read the reviews side by side and decide what it is.

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Everything that came in

The 6 newest of 6 reviews in view, all sources together.

Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Fri, Oct 16The Copper JayOpenTable2★Not what we expected for the money. We sent the Manhattan back and nobody followed up. the Manhattan arrived after the plates were cleared. For this money there are ten better options.Cocktails and bar59% sure
Sat, Sep 26Little FernOpenTable2★Not what we expected for the money. We asked twice about the bucatini before it appeared. We will not be returning.
Tue, Aug 11Little FernOpenTable2★Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. We asked twice about the roast chicken before it appeared. We will not be returning.
Mon, Aug 3The Copper JayOpenTable2★Not what we expected for the money. the Manhattan was badly oversalted. Booked 8:30 and were still standing at quarter past. For this money there are ten better options.Seasoning and flavour90% sureCocktails and bar36% sure
Tue, Jul 28Little FernOpenTable2★Not what we expected for the money. Our server, Dan, never came back to check on the food. We sent the bucatini back and nobody followed up. The 6:00 seating for 4 felt like an afterthought. For this money there are ten better options.Service pace85% sure
Sat, Jul 25Little FernOpenTable2★We waited forty minutes past our reservation time. the mussels was half the portion it used to be. The 7:45 seating for 2 felt like an afterthought. Nobody offered to make it right.Reservations and waiting42% surePortion size36% sure