On the HouseRowan House Group

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the week to Wed, Oct 28, the last day anything came in

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  • opentable1★Rodrigo Pastranaexact90% sure

    It took an hour to get a second drink. Rodrigo argued with us about the bill. A table of 2 at 6:15 and one server for the whole room. Nobody offered to make it right.

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Everything that came in

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Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Thu, Oct 22Little FernOpenTable1★Not what we expected for the money. We were 4 and the roast chicken took fifty minutes. Nobody offered to make it right.
Tue, Oct 20The Copper JayOpenTable1★Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. the amaro flight came out lukewarm. A table of 6 at 9:30 and one server for the whole room. For this money there are ten better options.Food temperature90% sure
Wed, Sep 30The Copper JayOpenTable1★Two of the four plates came out cold. We sent the martini back and nobody followed up. Waited past 5:30 with 5 of us at the bar and no update. Management never came by.Food temperature95% sureService pace85% sureCocktails and bar45% sure
Wed, Sep 30Little FernOpenTable1★Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. We were 3 and the steak frites took fifty minutes. Nobody offered to make it right.
Mon, Sep 7The Copper JayOpenTable1★It took an hour to get a second drink. Rodrigo argued with us about the bill. A table of 2 at 6:15 and one server for the whole room. Nobody offered to make it right.Service pace85% sure