On the HouseRowan House Group

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Reviews, last 7 days

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the week to Wed, Oct 28, the last day anything came in

Mean rating, that week

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Waiting to be counted

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Worth a look

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  • google3★Theodore Braithwaitealias85% sure

    Wanted to love it and mostly did. Ted noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the cheese cart was not what the menu described. Parking is a nightmare after six.

    Matched on “Ted”

  • google3★Anders Lindqvistexact90% sure

    Good food, uneven night. Ask for Anders if you can. the cheese cart came out cold at 9:00. Bring a jacket, they keep it cold.

    Matched on “Anders”

  • google3★Rodrigo Pastranaexact90% sure

    Half of this was excellent and half of it was a shrug. Ask for Rodrigo if you can. the Manhattan was badly oversalted. the Manhattan was not what the menu described. Room runs loud when it is full.

    Matched on “Rodrigo”

  • google3★Yuki Takahashiexact90% sure

    The kitchen is better than the floor right now. Yuki made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. Our 5:30 table for 4 ran long and nobody rushed us. Reservations open a month out and go fast.

    Matched on “Yuki”

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Everything that came in

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Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Fri, Oct 9Rowan HouseGoogle3★The kitchen is better than the floor right now. the cheese cart alone is worth the trip. For 2 people at 8:15 it was the wrong night to come. Reservations open a month out and go fast.Reservations and waiting39% sure
Fri, Oct 9Rowan HouseGoogle3★Wanted to love it and mostly did. Ted noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the cheese cart was not what the menu described. Parking is a nightmare after six.Parking68% sure
Mon, Oct 5Rowan HouseGoogle3★The kitchen is better than the floor right now. the caviar course was not what the menu described. Parking is a nightmare after six.Parking68% sure
Wed, Sep 30Rowan HouseGoogle3★The kitchen is better than the floor right now. We sent the caviar course back and nobody followed up. A table of 2 at 8:00 and one server for the whole room. Bring a jacket, they keep it cold.Food temperature60% sure
Wed, Sep 9Rowan HouseGoogle3★Good food, uneven night. Ask for Anders if you can. the cheese cart came out cold at 9:00. Bring a jacket, they keep it cold.Food temperature98% sure
Thu, Sep 3Rowan HouseGoogle3★Half of this was excellent and half of it was a shrug. Our 6:30 table for 6 ran long and nobody rushed us. Bring a jacket, they keep it cold.Service pace72% sureFood temperature60% sure
Thu, Aug 27The Copper JayGoogle3★Half of this was excellent and half of it was a shrug. Ask for Rodrigo if you can. the Manhattan was badly oversalted. the Manhattan was not what the menu described. Room runs loud when it is full.Seasoning and flavour90% sureNoise level70% sureCocktails and bar59% sure
Thu, Aug 13Little FernGoogle3★Wanted to love it and mostly did. the steak frites did not survive five minutes at a table of 3. The bar is the better seat if you are two.
Fri, Jul 31Little FernGoogle3★The kitchen is better than the floor right now. Yuki made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. Our 5:30 table for 4 ran long and nobody rushed us. Reservations open a month out and go fast.Service pace72% sureReservations and waiting39% sureMenu knowledge36% sure
Thu, Jul 30Rowan HouseGoogle3★Wanted to love it and mostly did. A table of 6 at 6:45 and one server for the whole room. Room runs loud when it is full.Noise level70% sure