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Reviews, last 7 days

4

the week to Mon, Oct 26, the last day anything came in

Mean rating, that week

4.0

across 4 reviews

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Worth a look

1

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  • yelp4★Rodrigo Pastranafuzzy55% sure

    Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Rodriego noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the smash burger was the standout. Ordered the smash burger twice between 6 of us, which tells you something. We will be back.

    Matched on “Rodriego” (alias for Rodrigo)

  • internal4★Genevieve Marshexact90% sure

    Our server was lovely, the kitchen was slow. (Named on the form: Genevieve.)

    Matched on “Genevieve”

  • google4★Genevieve Marshexact90% sure

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Genevieve took great care of us from start to finish. Still thinking about the amaro flight. The kitchen sent the amaro flight out without us asking. Do the pairing.

    Matched on “Genevieve”

  • yelp4★Beckett Lowryexact90% sure

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Beckett noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. We ordered the martini twice. The 8:45 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Beckett”

  • internal4★Oisin Murrayexact90% sure

    The pacing between courses was long. (Named on the form: Oisin.)

    Matched on “Oisin”

  • google4★Beckett Lowryexact90% sure

    Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Ask for Beckett if you can. Booked 6:00 on a whim and got a table by the window. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Beckett”

  • resy4★Antonia Wexlerexact90% sure

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Antonia made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. We were 2 and the martini was the one everybody reached for. Do the pairing.

    Matched on “Antonia”

  • google4★Genevieve Marshexact90% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Genevieve took great care of us from start to finish. Still thinking about the smash burger. the smash burger came out first and set the tone. Already booked for next month.

    Matched on “Genevieve”

  • resy4★Imogen Sorensenexact90% sure

    Best meal we have had in months. Imogen took great care of us from start to finish. The kitchen sent the martini out without us asking. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Imogen”

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  • More reviews than this room usually getsThe Copper Jaystrength of the signal 45 of 100

    4 reviews landed in 10 hours against this venue's usual 1.01 a day over 95 days, and 2 of them name Beckett Lowry.

    Yelp4★Fri, Oct 2· the one flagged

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Beckett noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. We ordered the martini twice. The 8:45 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Worth every dollar.

    Signed Nikolai Y.

    Google5★Fri, Oct 2

    Best meal we have had in months. the Manhattan was the standout. the Manhattan was the only thing we photographed. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Signed Solange Ivarsson

    Our own form3★Fri, Oct 2

    Bathroom needs attention. (Named on the form: Beckett.)

    No name on it

    Our own form4★Fri, Oct 2

    We felt rushed out at the end.

    No name on it

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Everything that came in

The 19 newest of 19 reviews in view, all sources together.

Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Sat, Oct 24The Copper JayOur own form4★The room was too loud to hear each other.Noise level95% sure
Sat, Oct 24The Copper JayGoogle4★The room is lovely and the pacing was perfect. Booked 8:00 on a whim and got a table by the window. Do the pairing.Room and decor38% sure
Fri, Oct 23The Copper JayYelp4★Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Rodriego noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the smash burger was the standout. Ordered the smash burger twice between 6 of us, which tells you something. We will be back.
Tue, Oct 20The Copper JayResy4★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Split the amaro flight between 6 of us and wanted more. Bring a jacket, they keep it cold. We will be back.Food temperature60% sure
Sun, Oct 18The Copper JayGoogle4★Stars only, no words
Sat, Oct 10The Copper JayOur own form4★Our server was lovely, the kitchen was slow. (Named on the form: Genevieve.)Attentiveness and warmth38% sure
Mon, Oct 5The Copper JayGoogle4★Every course landed. the Manhattan was the standout. Sat down at 6:30 and were out by ten, which suited us. Do the pairing.Cocktails and bar36% sure
Mon, Oct 5The Copper JayGoogle4★Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Genevieve took great care of us from start to finish. Still thinking about the amaro flight. The kitchen sent the amaro flight out without us asking. Do the pairing.
Fri, Oct 2The Copper JayOur own form4★We felt rushed out at the end.Service pace90% sure
Fri, Oct 2The Copper JayYelp4★Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Beckett noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. We ordered the martini twice. The 8:45 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Worth every dollar.Cocktails and bar45% sure
Tue, Sep 29The Copper JayOur own form4★The pacing between courses was long. (Named on the form: Oisin.)
Tue, Sep 29The Copper JayOur own form4★Nothing to complain about.
Wed, Sep 23The Copper JayOur own form4★The room was too loud to hear each other.Noise level95% sure
Mon, Sep 21The Copper JayGoogle4★Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Ask for Beckett if you can. Booked 6:00 on a whim and got a table by the window. Worth every dollar.
Wed, Sep 16The Copper JayResy4★Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Antonia made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. We were 2 and the martini was the one everybody reached for. Do the pairing.Cocktails and bar45% sureMenu knowledge36% sure
Sun, Sep 13The Copper JayYelp4★Stars only, no words
Mon, Sep 7The Copper JayGoogle4★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Genevieve took great care of us from start to finish. Still thinking about the smash burger. the smash burger came out first and set the tone. Already booked for next month.
Tue, Sep 1The Copper JayResy4★Best meal we have had in months. Imogen took great care of us from start to finish. The kitchen sent the martini out without us asking. Worth every dollar.Food quality and execution85% sureCocktails and bar45% sure
Thu, Aug 27The Copper JayGoogle4★Third time here this year and it has not slipped once. Still thinking about the oysters. the oysters arrived exactly as described. Bring a jacket, they keep it cold. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.Food temperature60% sure