On the HouseRowan House Group

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Review Room

Every review you bring in, each one put against the person it names. Nobody is credited until a manager says so.

Reviews, last 7 days

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the week to Wed, Oct 28, the last day anything came in

Mean rating, that week

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nothing in that week; the newest here is Tue, Oct 20

Waiting to be counted

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proposed credits, none of them scoring yet

Worth a look

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patterns nobody has read yet

Narrow it down

Tripadvisor is not connected — nothing has been read from it, so it shows no reviews rather than zero reviews. No review platform has given us credentials yet; their reviews here arrived as a CSV export. 10 notes came from the group's own feedback form, shown unsigned as “Our own form”.

Waiting to be counted

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  • yelp1★Siobhan Delaneyalias85% sure

    It took an hour to get a second drink. Our server, Shiv, never came back to check on the food. the buckwheat tart went back once and came out the same. Nobody offered to make it right.

    Matched on “Shiv”

  • internal1★Katherine Milburnexact90% sure

    We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Katherine.)

    Matched on “Katherine”

  • google1★Anders Lindqvistfuzzy55% sure

    Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. Our server, Andres, never came back to check on the food. the caviar course came out lukewarm. the caviar course came out cold at 7:45. For this money there are ten better options.

    Matched on “Andres” (alias for Anders)

The staff board

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Worth a look

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Everything that came in

The 6 newest of 6 reviews in view, all sources together.

Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Tue, Oct 20Rowan HouseGoogle1★A 6:00 seating for 2, and a twenty minute gap between every course after the third. We paid for the reserve pairing and were poured two of the wines out of order. Nobody from the floor acknowledged any of it.Wine36% sure
Thu, Oct 1Rowan HouseYelp1★It took an hour to get a second drink. Our server, Shiv, never came back to check on the food. the buckwheat tart went back once and came out the same. Nobody offered to make it right.Service pace98% sure
Fri, Sep 25Rowan HouseOur own form1★We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Katherine.)Service pace90% sure
Wed, Sep 2Rowan HouseYelp1★Stars only, no words
Wed, Aug 19Rowan HouseGoogle1★Stars only, no words
Thu, Jul 30Rowan HouseGoogle1★Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. Our server, Andres, never came back to check on the food. the caviar course came out lukewarm. the caviar course came out cold at 7:45. For this money there are ten better options.Food temperature98% sureService pace85% sure