On the HouseRowan House Group

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Reviews, last 7 days

1

the week to Mon, Oct 26, the last day anything came in

Mean rating, that week

1.0

across 1 reviews

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  • opentable1★Rodrigo Pastranaexact90% sure

    It took an hour to get a second drink. Rodrigo argued with us about the bill. A table of 2 at 6:15 and one server for the whole room. Nobody offered to make it right.

    Matched on “Rodrigo”

  • google1★Beckett Lowryalias85% sure

    Two of the four plates came out cold. Beck was clearly covering too many tables. A table of 4 at 8:15 and one server for the whole room. For this money there are ten better options.

    Matched on “Beck”

  • google1★Oisin Murrayexact95% sure

    Two of the four plates came out cold. Oisin Murray argued with us about the bill. the smash burger was badly oversalted. the smash burger arrived after the plates were cleared. Management never came by.

    Matched on “Oisin Murray”

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Everything that came in

The 11 newest of 11 reviews in view, all sources together.

Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Tue, Oct 20The Copper JayOpenTable1★Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. the amaro flight came out lukewarm. A table of 6 at 9:30 and one server for the whole room. For this money there are ten better options.Food temperature90% sure
Sat, Oct 17The Copper JayOur own form1★Our server was lovely, the kitchen was slow.Attentiveness and warmth38% sure
Wed, Sep 30The Copper JayOur own form1★Second time this month, both great.
Wed, Sep 30The Copper JayOpenTable1★Two of the four plates came out cold. We sent the martini back and nobody followed up. Waited past 5:30 with 5 of us at the bar and no update. Management never came by.Food temperature95% sureService pace85% sureCocktails and bar45% sure
Sat, Sep 26The Copper JayOur own form1★The room was too loud to hear each other.Noise level95% sure
Wed, Sep 23The Copper JayOur own form1★Our server was lovely, the kitchen was slow.Attentiveness and warmth38% sure
Mon, Sep 7The Copper JayOpenTable1★It took an hour to get a second drink. Rodrigo argued with us about the bill. A table of 2 at 6:15 and one server for the whole room. Nobody offered to make it right.Service pace85% sure
Sun, Aug 30The Copper JayGoogle1★Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. the amaro flight went back once and came out the same. For this money there are ten better options.
Thu, Aug 20The Copper JayYelp1★We waited forty minutes past our reservation time. We sent the Manhattan back and nobody followed up. the Manhattan arrived after the plates were cleared. Nobody offered to make it right.Cocktails and bar59% sureReservations and waiting42% sure
Sun, Aug 16The Copper JayGoogle1★Two of the four plates came out cold. Beck was clearly covering too many tables. A table of 4 at 8:15 and one server for the whole room. For this money there are ten better options.Food temperature95% sure
Fri, Aug 7The Copper JayGoogle1★Two of the four plates came out cold. Oisin Murray argued with us about the bill. the smash burger was badly oversalted. the smash burger arrived after the plates were cleared. Management never came by.Food temperature95% sureSeasoning and flavour90% sureService pace85% sure