On the HouseRowan House Group

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the week to Wed, Oct 28, the last day anything came in

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3.0

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  • resy5★Katherine Milburnexact90% sure

    Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Katherine had the timing down to the second. the cheese cart alone is worth the trip. Our 8:00 table for 2 ran long and nobody rushed us. Room runs loud when it is full. Already booked for next month.

    Matched on “Katherine”

  • resy2★Vincent Arriagaalias85% sure

    Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. Vinny disappeared after taking the order. We sent the duck course back and nobody followed up. the duck course came out cold at 5:30. Nobody offered to make it right.

    Matched on “Vinny”

  • resy2★Theodore Braithwaitealias85% sure

    Two of the four plates came out cold. We had to flag Theo down three separate times. We sent the buckwheat tart back and nobody followed up. the buckwheat tart was underseasoned and nobody asked. Nobody offered to make it right.

    Matched on “Theo”

  • resy4★Nell Ostrowskiexact90% sure

    Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Nell walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the duck course was the standout. At 6:15 the room was full and still calm. Already booked for next month.

    Matched on “Nell”

  • resy4★Vincent Arriagaalias85% sure

    The room is lovely and the pacing was perfect. Ask for Vinny if you can. Our 5:30 table for 2 ran long and nobody rushed us. We will be back.

    Matched on “Vinny”

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WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Wed, Oct 28Rowan HouseResy2★Our table was seated and then forgotten. the cheese cart was underseasoned and nobody asked. We will not be returning.Seasoning and flavour90% sure
Mon, Oct 26Rowan HouseResy5★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Katherine had the timing down to the second. the cheese cart alone is worth the trip. Our 8:00 table for 2 ran long and nobody rushed us. Room runs loud when it is full. Already booked for next month.Service pace72% sureNoise level70% sure
Wed, Oct 21Rowan HouseResy2★Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. Vinny disappeared after taking the order. We sent the duck course back and nobody followed up. the duck course came out cold at 5:30. Nobody offered to make it right.Food temperature95% sureAttentiveness and warmth70% sure
Tue, Oct 20Rowan HouseResy3★Good food, uneven night. the cheese cart was half the portion it used to be. For 6 people at 8:15 it was the wrong night to come. Parking is a nightmare after six.Parking68% surePortion size36% sure
Mon, Sep 21Rowan HouseResy4★Third time here this year and it has not slipped once. the caviar course is worth the trip on its own. We will be back.
Sat, Sep 19Rowan HouseResy5★Every course landed. We were 2 and the buckwheat tart was the one everybody reached for. Already booked for next month.
Sun, Sep 13Rowan HouseResy4★Stars only, no words
Sun, Aug 30Rowan HouseResy2★Two of the four plates came out cold. We had to flag Theo down three separate times. We sent the buckwheat tart back and nobody followed up. the buckwheat tart was underseasoned and nobody asked. Nobody offered to make it right.Food temperature95% sureSeasoning and flavour90% sureAttentiveness and warmth85% sure
Mon, Aug 17Rowan HouseResy4★Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Nell walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the duck course was the standout. At 6:15 the room was full and still calm. Already booked for next month.Menu knowledge80% sure
Sun, Aug 16Rowan HouseResy4★The room is lovely and the pacing was perfect. Ask for Vinny if you can. Our 5:30 table for 2 ran long and nobody rushed us. We will be back.Service pace72% sureRoom and decor38% sure
Fri, Aug 7Rowan HouseResy5★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. the buckwheat tart was the standout. For 4 people the pacing at 6:30 was just right. Bring a jacket, they keep it cold. Worth every dollar.Food temperature60% sure