On the HouseRowan House Group

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the week to Mon, Oct 26, the last day anything came in

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  • resy3★Rodrigo Pastranafuzzy55% sure

    Half of this was excellent and half of it was a shrug. Rodriego walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the martini was the standout. the martini was underseasoned and nobody asked. Room runs loud when it is full.

    Matched on “Rodriego” (alias for Rodrigo)

  • resy4★Antonia Wexlerexact90% sure

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Antonia made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. We were 2 and the martini was the one everybody reached for. Do the pairing.

    Matched on “Antonia”

  • resy5★Imogen Sorensenexact95% sure

    Best meal we have had in months. Imogen Sorensen noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the martini alone is worth the trip. We were 2 and the martini was the one everybody reached for. Already booked for next month.

    Matched on “Imogen Sorensen”

  • resy4★Imogen Sorensenexact90% sure

    Best meal we have had in months. Imogen took great care of us from start to finish. The kitchen sent the martini out without us asking. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Imogen”

  • resy5★Beckett Lowryexact90% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Beckett noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. Split the smash burger between 2 of us and wanted more. Room runs loud when it is full. We will be back.

    Matched on “Beckett”

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Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Tue, Oct 20The Copper JayResy4★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Split the amaro flight between 6 of us and wanted more. Bring a jacket, they keep it cold. We will be back.Food temperature60% sure
Sun, Oct 11The Copper JayResy3★Stars only, no words
Sat, Oct 10The Copper JayResy3★Half of this was excellent and half of it was a shrug. We sent the amaro flight back and nobody followed up. Sat down at 7:00 and were out by ten, which suited us. Parking is a nightmare after six.Parking68% sure
Sun, Sep 27The Copper JayResy3★Half of this was excellent and half of it was a shrug. Rodriego walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the martini was the standout. the martini was underseasoned and nobody asked. Room runs loud when it is full.Seasoning and flavour90% sureMenu knowledge80% sureNoise level70% sureand 1 more read out of this one
Sat, Sep 19The Copper JayResy2★Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. The 8:00 seating for 2 felt like an afterthought. We will not be returning.
Wed, Sep 16The Copper JayResy4★Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Antonia made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. We were 2 and the martini was the one everybody reached for. Do the pairing.Cocktails and bar45% sureMenu knowledge36% sure
Fri, Sep 11The Copper JayResy5★Best meal we have had in months. Imogen Sorensen noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the martini alone is worth the trip. We were 2 and the martini was the one everybody reached for. Already booked for next month.Food quality and execution85% sureCocktails and bar70% sure
Tue, Sep 1The Copper JayResy4★Best meal we have had in months. Imogen took great care of us from start to finish. The kitchen sent the martini out without us asking. Worth every dollar.Food quality and execution85% sureCocktails and bar45% sure
Sun, Aug 23The Copper JayResy5★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Beckett noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. Split the smash burger between 2 of us and wanted more. Room runs loud when it is full. We will be back.Noise level70% sure
Wed, Aug 19The Copper JayResy2★Our table was seated and then forgotten. the smash burger was half the portion it used to be. A table of 4 at 6:15 and one server for the whole room. Nobody offered to make it right.Portion size36% sure
Sun, Aug 16The Copper JayResy5★Every course landed. the oysters was the standout. the oysters did not survive five minutes at a table of 4. Worth every dollar.