On the HouseRowan House Group

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  • opentable5★Trent Okaforexact95% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Trent Okafor walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. Still thinking about the Manhattan. We were 4 and the Manhattan was the one everybody reached for. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Trent Okafor”

  • opentable5★Oisin Murrayexact90% sure

    Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Ask for Oisin if you can. Ordered the amaro flight twice between 5 of us, which tells you something. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Oisin”

  • opentable1★Rodrigo Pastranaexact90% sure

    It took an hour to get a second drink. Rodrigo argued with us about the bill. A table of 2 at 6:15 and one server for the whole room. Nobody offered to make it right.

    Matched on “Rodrigo”

  • opentable5★Rodrigo Pastranaalias85% sure

    Best meal we have had in months. Rod took great care of us from start to finish. For 2 people the pacing at 8:15 was just right. The bar is the better seat if you are two. Do the pairing.

    Matched on “Rod”

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WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Sun, Oct 25The Copper JayOpenTable5★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Trent Okafor walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. Still thinking about the Manhattan. We were 4 and the Manhattan was the one everybody reached for. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.Menu knowledge80% sureCocktails and bar59% sure
Tue, Oct 20The Copper JayOpenTable1★Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. the amaro flight came out lukewarm. A table of 6 at 9:30 and one server for the whole room. For this money there are ten better options.Food temperature90% sure
Fri, Oct 16The Copper JayOpenTable2★Not what we expected for the money. We sent the Manhattan back and nobody followed up. the Manhattan arrived after the plates were cleared. For this money there are ten better options.Cocktails and bar59% sure
Mon, Oct 12The Copper JayOpenTable5★Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Still thinking about the oysters. The kitchen sent the oysters out without us asking. Worth every dollar.
Thu, Oct 8The Copper JayOpenTable5★Best meal we have had in months. the oysters alone justified the bill. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.Food quality and execution85% sure
Wed, Sep 30The Copper JayOpenTable1★Two of the four plates came out cold. We sent the martini back and nobody followed up. Waited past 5:30 with 5 of us at the bar and no update. Management never came by.Food temperature95% sureService pace85% sureCocktails and bar45% sure
Sun, Sep 27The Copper JayOpenTable5★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Ask for Oisin if you can. Ordered the amaro flight twice between 5 of us, which tells you something. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.
Mon, Sep 7The Copper JayOpenTable1★It took an hour to get a second drink. Rodrigo argued with us about the bill. A table of 2 at 6:15 and one server for the whole room. Nobody offered to make it right.Service pace85% sure
Mon, Aug 10The Copper JayOpenTable5★Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Booked 6:45 on a whim and got a table by the window. We will be back.
Mon, Aug 3The Copper JayOpenTable2★Not what we expected for the money. the Manhattan was badly oversalted. Booked 8:30 and were still standing at quarter past. For this money there are ten better options.Seasoning and flavour90% sureCocktails and bar36% sure
Sat, Aug 1The Copper JayOpenTable5★Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. We ordered the smash burger twice. Split the smash burger between 3 of us and wanted more. Room runs loud when it is full. Already booked for next month.Noise level70% sure
Tue, Jul 28The Copper JayOpenTable5★Best meal we have had in months. Rod took great care of us from start to finish. For 2 people the pacing at 8:15 was just right. The bar is the better seat if you are two. Do the pairing.Food quality and execution85% sure
Sat, Jul 25The Copper JayOpenTable3★Fine, but not at this price. the amaro flight did not survive five minutes at a table of 3. Room runs loud when it is full.Noise level70% sure