On the HouseRowan House Group

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Review Room

Every review you bring in, each one put against the person it names. Nobody is credited until a manager says so.

Reviews, last 7 days

2

the week to Wed, Oct 28, the last day anything came in

Mean rating, that week

3.0

across 2 reviews

Waiting to be counted

16

proposed credits, none of them scoring yet

Worth a look

2

patterns nobody has read yet

Narrow it down

Tripadvisor is not connected — nothing has been read from it, so it shows no reviews rather than zero reviews. No review platform has given us credentials yet; their reviews here arrived as a CSV export. 29 notes came from the group's own feedback form, shown unsigned as “Our own form”.

Waiting to be counted

Each one is a guess about who a review is thanking, with the words it matched on. Confirm it and it counts on the board. Reject it and it never does.

  • internal1★Callum Doyleexact90% sure

    The pacing between courses was long. (Named on the form: Callum.)

    Matched on “Callum”

  • internal5★Tobias Lindgrenexact90% sure

    Our server was lovely, the kitchen was slow. (Named on the form: Tobias.)

    Matched on “Tobias”

  • 2 people on the Little Fern roster answer to “Daniel”. One review credits one person: confirm whoever had the table and say no to the rest.

    internal3★Daniel Okonjoexact45% sure

    We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Daniel.)

    Matched on “Daniel”

    internal3★Daniel Reyesexact45% sure

    We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Daniel.)

    Matched on “Daniel”

  • internal4★Callum Doyleexact90% sure

    Bathroom needs attention. (Named on the form: Callum.)

    Matched on “Callum”

  • internal3★Yuki Takahashiexact90% sure

    The pacing between courses was long. (Named on the form: Yuki.)

    Matched on “Yuki”

  • internal3★Margarethe Vogelexact90% sure

    The pacing between courses was long. (Named on the form: Margarethe.)

    Matched on “Margarethe”

  • internal3★Esperanza Villalobosexact90% sure

    We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Esperanza.)

    Matched on “Esperanza”

  • internal4★Margarethe Vogelexact90% sure

    Wine list is the best in the city. (Named on the form: Margarethe.)

    Matched on “Margarethe”

  • internal5★Tobias Lindgrenexact90% sure

    Wine list is the best in the city. (Named on the form: Tobias.)

    Matched on “Tobias”

  • 2 people on the Little Fern roster answer to “Daniel”. One review credits one person: confirm whoever had the table and say no to the rest.

    internal5★Daniel Okonjoexact45% sure

    Everything was on point tonight. (Named on the form: Daniel.)

    Matched on “Daniel”

    internal5★Daniel Reyesexact45% sure

    Everything was on point tonight. (Named on the form: Daniel.)

    Matched on “Daniel”

  • internal2★Esperanza Villalobosexact90% sure

    Our server was lovely, the kitchen was slow. (Named on the form: Esperanza.)

    Matched on “Esperanza”

  • internal4★Margarethe Vogelexact90% sure

    The pacing between courses was long. (Named on the form: Margarethe.)

    Matched on “Margarethe”

  • 2 people on the Little Fern roster answer to “Daniel”. One review credits one person: confirm whoever had the table and say no to the rest.

    internal1★Daniel Okonjoexact45% sure

    We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Daniel.)

    Matched on “Daniel”

    internal1★Daniel Reyesexact45% sure

    We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Daniel.)

    Matched on “Daniel”

The staff board

Confirmed credits only. 16 attributions are still waiting to be confirmed and are not counted here. A credit nobody confirmed is a guess, and a guess should never settle who won the month.

Nothing has been confirmed yet. The board fills in as the queue above is worked through.

Worth a look

Patterns in the reviews themselves, put in front of a person to read. None of this is an accusation and none of it touches anyone’s standing. Read the reviews side by side and decide what it is.

  • The same words, more than onceLittle Fernstrength of the signal 55 of 100

    4 reviews share near-identical wording (77% average overlap), all within 24 days. 4 of them carry no author name, so the profiles behind them cannot be counted. 2 of them name Daniel Okonjo. Worth reading side by side before contest points are counted.

    Our own form1★Thu, Sep 24· the one flagged

    We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Daniel.)

    No name on it

    Our own form3★Sun, Oct 11

    We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Esperanza.)

    No name on it

    Our own form3★Sun, Oct 18

    We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Daniel.)

    No name on it

    Either way it lands in the record under your name. We report nothing to any platform.
  • The same words, more than onceLittle Fernstrength of the signal 33 of 100

    2 reviews share near-identical wording (73% average overlap), all within 2 days. 2 of them carry no author name, so the profiles behind them cannot be counted. Worth reading side by side before contest points are counted.

    Our own form5★Mon, Oct 5· the one flagged

    Wine list is the best in the city. (Named on the form: Tobias.)

    No name on it

    Our own form4★Wed, Oct 7

    Wine list is the best in the city. (Named on the form: Margarethe.)

    No name on it

    Either way it lands in the record under your name. We report nothing to any platform.

Everything that came in

The 25 newest of 29 reviews in view, all sources together.

Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Tue, Oct 27Little FernOur own form5★Portion sizes have shrunk.Portion size36% sure
Fri, Oct 23Little FernOur own form1★The pacing between courses was long. (Named on the form: Callum.)
Mon, Oct 19Little FernOur own form5★Everything was on point tonight.
Mon, Oct 19Little FernOur own form5★Our server was lovely, the kitchen was slow. (Named on the form: Tobias.)Attentiveness and warmth38% sure
Sun, Oct 18Little FernOur own form5★Bathroom needs attention.
Sun, Oct 18Little FernOur own form3★We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Daniel.)Service pace90% sure
Sat, Oct 17Little FernOur own form4★Bathroom needs attention. (Named on the form: Callum.)
Fri, Oct 16Little FernOur own form3★The pacing between courses was long. (Named on the form: Yuki.)
Fri, Oct 16Little FernOur own form5★The pacing between courses was long.
Wed, Oct 14Little FernOur own form3★The pacing between courses was long. (Named on the form: Margarethe.)
Wed, Oct 14Little FernOur own form3★We felt rushed out at the end.Service pace90% sure
Sun, Oct 11Little FernOur own form1★Everything was on point tonight.
Sun, Oct 11Little FernOur own form3★We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Esperanza.)Service pace90% sure
Wed, Oct 7Little FernOur own form4★Bathroom needs attention.
Wed, Oct 7Little FernOur own form4★Wine list is the best in the city. (Named on the form: Margarethe.)Wine72% sure
Tue, Oct 6Little FernOur own form5★Bathroom needs attention.
Mon, Oct 5Little FernOur own form5★Wine list is the best in the city. (Named on the form: Tobias.)Wine72% sure
Sat, Oct 3Little FernOur own form4★The pacing between courses was long.
Sat, Oct 3Little FernOur own form5★Wine list is the best in the city.Wine72% sure
Fri, Oct 2Little FernOur own form4★Nothing to complain about.
Fri, Oct 2Little FernOur own form5★Everything was on point tonight. (Named on the form: Daniel.)
Thu, Oct 1Little FernOur own form2★Our server was lovely, the kitchen was slow. (Named on the form: Esperanza.)Attentiveness and warmth38% sure
Wed, Sep 30Little FernOur own form5★Our server was lovely, the kitchen was slow.Attentiveness and warmth38% sure
Tue, Sep 29Little FernOur own form4★Everything was on point tonight.
Mon, Sep 28Little FernOur own form5★Wine list is the best in the city.Wine72% sure