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  • yelp5★Rosalind Achebeexact90% sure

    Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Rosalind took great care of us from start to finish. Still thinking about the mussels. Got the mussels on a recommendation and would order it again. We will be back.

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  • 2 people on the Little Fern roster answer to “Dan”. One review credits one person: confirm whoever had the table and say no to the rest.

    yelp5★Daniel Okonjoalias45% sure

    Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Dan noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the mussels arrived exactly as described. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Dan”

    yelp5★Daniel Reyesalias45% sure

    Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Dan noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the mussels arrived exactly as described. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Dan”

  • yelp5★Callum Doyleexact90% sure

    Every course landed. Callum made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. Our 8:00 table for 3 ran long and nobody rushed us. We will be back.

    Matched on “Callum”

  • yelp5★Callum Doyleexact90% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Callum noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. Got the roast chicken on a recommendation and would order it again. Already booked for next month.

    Matched on “Callum”

  • yelp5★Rosalind Achebealias85% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Roz noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. We ordered the pot de creme twice. The 6:15 seating was the right call for a table of 6. Room runs loud when it is full. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Roz”

  • yelp5★Tobias Lindgrenexact90% sure

    Best meal we have had in months. Tobias remembered us from a visit in the spring, which is not nothing. the pot de creme at 7:45 was the best thing we ate. Do the pairing.

    Matched on “Tobias”

  • yelp5★Tobias Lindgrenexact90% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Ask for Tobias if you can. the pot de creme was the only thing we photographed. Already booked for next month.

    Matched on “Tobias”

  • yelp5★Callum Doylealias85% sure

    Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Our server Cal was the best part of the night. Ordered the burrata twice between 4 of us, which tells you something. Already booked for next month.

    Matched on “Cal”

  • yelp5★Esperanza Villalobosexact90% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Esperanza took great care of us from start to finish. Ordered the pot de creme twice between 3 of us, which tells you something. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Esperanza”

  • yelp5★Ignacio Salvatierraexact90% sure

    Every course landed. Ignacio made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. Split the pot de creme between 2 of us and wanted more. Already booked for next month.

    Matched on “Ignacio”

  • yelp5★Yuki Takahashiexact90% sure

    Best meal we have had in months. Yuki walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the pot de creme was the standout. Sat down at 5:30 and were out by ten, which suited us. The bar is the better seat if you are two. Already booked for next month.

    Matched on “Yuki”

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WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Fri, Oct 16Little FernYelp5★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Rosalind took great care of us from start to finish. Still thinking about the mussels. Got the mussels on a recommendation and would order it again. We will be back.Menu knowledge36% sure
Thu, Oct 15Little FernYelp5★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Still thinking about the steak frites. the steak frites alone justified the bill. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.
Tue, Oct 13Little FernYelp5★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Dan noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the mussels arrived exactly as described. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.
Thu, Oct 8Little FernYelp5★Every course landed. Callum made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. Our 8:00 table for 3 ran long and nobody rushed us. We will be back.Service pace72% sureMenu knowledge36% sure
Sat, Oct 3Little FernYelp5★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Callum noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. Got the roast chicken on a recommendation and would order it again. Already booked for next month.Menu knowledge36% sure
Thu, Sep 24Little FernYelp5★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Roz noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. We ordered the pot de creme twice. The 6:15 seating was the right call for a table of 6. Room runs loud when it is full. Worth every dollar.Noise level70% sure
Thu, Sep 17Little FernYelp5★Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. We ordered the steak frites twice. the steak frites did not survive five minutes at a table of 3. Worth every dollar.
Sun, Sep 13Little FernYelp5★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Still thinking about the mussels. the mussels did not survive five minutes at a table of 5. Already booked for next month.
Wed, Sep 9Little FernYelp5★Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Still thinking about the burrata. the burrata alone justified the bill. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.
Mon, Sep 7Little FernYelp5★Best meal we have had in months. Tobias remembered us from a visit in the spring, which is not nothing. the pot de creme at 7:45 was the best thing we ate. Do the pairing.Food quality and execution85% sure
Sun, Sep 6Little FernYelp5★Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. We came for the steak frites and stayed for the rest of it. Do the pairing.
Mon, Aug 31Little FernYelp5★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Ask for Tobias if you can. the pot de creme was the only thing we photographed. Already booked for next month.
Thu, Aug 27Little FernYelp5★Best meal we have had in months. the roast chicken was the only thing we photographed. Reservations open a month out and go fast. We will be back.Food quality and execution85% sureReservations and waiting39% sure
Tue, Aug 25Little FernYelp5★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Our server Cal was the best part of the night. Ordered the burrata twice between 4 of us, which tells you something. Already booked for next month.Attentiveness and warmth38% sure
Fri, Aug 14Little FernYelp5★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Esperanza took great care of us from start to finish. Ordered the pot de creme twice between 3 of us, which tells you something. Worth every dollar.
Fri, Aug 7Little FernYelp5★Every course landed. Ignacio made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. Split the pot de creme between 2 of us and wanted more. Already booked for next month.Menu knowledge36% sure
Mon, Jul 27Little FernYelp5★Best meal we have had in months. Yuki walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the pot de creme was the standout. Sat down at 5:30 and were out by ten, which suited us. The bar is the better seat if you are two. Already booked for next month.Food quality and execution85% sureMenu knowledge80% sure