On the HouseRowan House Group

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Reviews, last 7 days

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the week to Mon, Oct 26, the last day anything came in

Mean rating, that week

4.0

across 1 reviews

Waiting to be counted

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proposed credits, none of them scoring yet

Worth a look

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  • yelp4★Rodrigo Pastranafuzzy55% sure

    Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Rodriego noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the smash burger was the standout. Ordered the smash burger twice between 6 of us, which tells you something. We will be back.

    Matched on “Rodriego” (alias for Rodrigo)

  • yelp4★Beckett Lowryexact90% sure

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Beckett noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. We ordered the martini twice. The 8:45 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Beckett”

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Worth a look

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  • More reviews than this room usually getsThe Copper Jaystrength of the signal 45 of 100

    4 reviews landed in 10 hours against this venue's usual 1.01 a day over 95 days, and 2 of them name Beckett Lowry.

    Yelp4★Fri, Oct 2· the one flagged

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Beckett noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. We ordered the martini twice. The 8:45 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Worth every dollar.

    Signed Nikolai Y.

    Google5★Fri, Oct 2

    Best meal we have had in months. the Manhattan was the standout. the Manhattan was the only thing we photographed. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Signed Solange Ivarsson

    Our own form3★Fri, Oct 2

    Bathroom needs attention. (Named on the form: Beckett.)

    No name on it

    Our own form4★Fri, Oct 2

    We felt rushed out at the end.

    No name on it

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Everything that came in

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Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Fri, Oct 23The Copper JayYelp4★Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Rodriego noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the smash burger was the standout. Ordered the smash burger twice between 6 of us, which tells you something. We will be back.
Fri, Oct 2The Copper JayYelp4★Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Beckett noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. We ordered the martini twice. The 8:45 seating was the right call for a table of 3. Worth every dollar.Cocktails and bar45% sure
Sun, Sep 13The Copper JayYelp4★Stars only, no words