On the HouseRowan House Group

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Reviews, last 7 days

1

the week to Wed, Oct 28, the last day anything came in

Mean rating, that week

4.0

across 1 reviews

Waiting to be counted

3

proposed credits, none of them scoring yet

Worth a look

0

patterns nobody has read yet

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Tripadvisor is not connected — nothing has been read from it, so it shows no reviews rather than zero reviews. No review platform has given us credentials yet; their reviews here arrived as a CSV export. 29 notes came from the group's own feedback form, shown unsigned as “Our own form”.

Waiting to be counted

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  • yelp4★Tobias Lindgrenfuzzy55% sure

    Every course landed. Tobiaz remembered us from a visit in the spring, which is not nothing. At 9:00 the room was full and still calm. We will be back.

    Matched on “Tobiaz” (alias for Tobias)

  • 2 people on the Little Fern roster answer to “Daniel”. One review credits one person: confirm whoever had the table and say no to the rest.

    yelp4★Daniel Okonjoexact45% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Daniel walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the bucatini was the only thing we photographed. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Daniel”

    yelp4★Daniel Reyesexact45% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Daniel walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the bucatini was the only thing we photographed. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Daniel”

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Confirmed credits only. 3 attributions are still waiting to be confirmed and are not counted here. A credit nobody confirmed is a guess, and a guess should never settle who won the month.

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Worth a look

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Everything that came in

The 6 newest of 6 reviews in view, all sources together.

Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Wed, Oct 21Little FernYelp4★Every course landed. Tobiaz remembered us from a visit in the spring, which is not nothing. At 9:00 the room was full and still calm. We will be back.
Mon, Oct 12Little FernYelp4★Best meal we have had in months. the mussels came out first and set the tone. Reservations open a month out and go fast. Do the pairing.Food quality and execution85% sureReservations and waiting39% sure
Tue, Sep 1Little FernYelp4★Every course landed. Still thinking about the steak frites. the steak frites at 6:15 was the best thing we ate. Do the pairing.
Mon, Aug 31Little FernYelp4★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Daniel walked us through the menu without a hint of pretension. the bucatini was the only thing we photographed. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.Menu knowledge80% sure
Tue, Aug 18Little FernYelp4★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Still thinking about the roast chicken. Our 6:30 table for 2 ran long and nobody rushed us. We will be back.Service pace72% sure
Fri, Jul 24Little FernYelp4★Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. the mussels was the standout. the mussels at 8:45 was the best thing we ate. The bar is the better seat if you are two. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.