On the HouseRowan House Group

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Review Room

Every review you bring in, each one put against the person it names. Nobody is credited until a manager says so.

Reviews, last 7 days

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the week to Wed, Oct 28, the last day anything came in

Mean rating, that week

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nothing in that week; the newest here is Sat, Sep 26

Waiting to be counted

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proposed credits, none of them scoring yet

Worth a look

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patterns nobody has read yet

Narrow it down

Tripadvisor is not connected — nothing has been read from it, so it shows no reviews rather than zero reviews. No review platform has given us credentials yet; their reviews here arrived as a CSV export. 29 notes came from the group's own feedback form, shown unsigned as “Our own form”.

Waiting to be counted

Each one is a guess about who a review is thanking, with the words it matched on. Confirm it and it counts on the board. Reject it and it never does.

  • 2 people on the Little Fern roster answer to “Dan”. One review credits one person: confirm whoever had the table and say no to the rest.

    opentable2★Daniel Okonjoalias45% sure

    Not what we expected for the money. Our server, Dan, never came back to check on the food. We sent the bucatini back and nobody followed up. The 6:00 seating for 4 felt like an afterthought. For this money there are ten better options.

    Matched on “Dan”

    opentable2★Daniel Reyesalias45% sure

    Not what we expected for the money. Our server, Dan, never came back to check on the food. We sent the bucatini back and nobody followed up. The 6:00 seating for 4 felt like an afterthought. For this money there are ten better options.

    Matched on “Dan”

The staff board

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Worth a look

Patterns in the reviews themselves, put in front of a person to read. None of this is an accusation and none of it touches anyone’s standing. Read the reviews side by side and decide what it is.

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Everything that came in

The 4 newest of 4 reviews in view, all sources together.

Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Sat, Sep 26Little FernOpenTable2★Not what we expected for the money. We asked twice about the bucatini before it appeared. We will not be returning.
Tue, Aug 11Little FernOpenTable2★Disappointing, and we had been looking forward to it for weeks. We asked twice about the roast chicken before it appeared. We will not be returning.
Tue, Jul 28Little FernOpenTable2★Not what we expected for the money. Our server, Dan, never came back to check on the food. We sent the bucatini back and nobody followed up. The 6:00 seating for 4 felt like an afterthought. For this money there are ten better options.Service pace85% sure
Sat, Jul 25Little FernOpenTable2★We waited forty minutes past our reservation time. the mussels was half the portion it used to be. The 7:45 seating for 2 felt like an afterthought. Nobody offered to make it right.Reservations and waiting42% surePortion size36% sure