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  • 2 people on the Little Fern roster answer to “Daniel”. One review credits one person: confirm whoever had the table and say no to the rest.

    google4★Daniel Okonjoexact45% sure

    Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Our server Daniel was the best part of the night. the steak frites was the standout. We came for the steak frites and stayed for the rest of it. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Daniel”

    google4★Daniel Reyesexact45% sure

    Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Our server Daniel was the best part of the night. the steak frites was the standout. We came for the steak frites and stayed for the rest of it. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Daniel”

  • 2 people on the Little Fern roster answer to “Danial”. One review credits one person: confirm whoever had the table and say no to the rest.

    google4★Daniel Okonjofuzzy45% sure

    Our server Danial was patient with every substitution and still got the timing right. Would have been five stars but the room ran loud.

    Matched on “Danial” (alias for Daniel)

    google4★Daniel Reyesfuzzy45% sure

    Our server Danial was patient with every substitution and still got the timing right. Would have been five stars but the room ran loud.

    Matched on “Danial” (alias for Daniel)

  • 2 people on the Little Fern roster answer to “Dan”. One review credits one person: confirm whoever had the table and say no to the rest.

    google4★Daniel Okonjoalias45% sure

    Every course landed. Dan noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the mussels was the standout. We were 6 and the mussels was the one everybody reached for. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Dan”

    google4★Daniel Reyesalias45% sure

    Every course landed. Dan noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the mussels was the standout. We were 6 and the mussels was the one everybody reached for. Worth every dollar.

    Matched on “Dan”

  • google4★Margarethe Vogelalias85% sure

    Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Margo had the timing down to the second. A 8:30 booking for 2 and not a single thing went wrong. The bar is the better seat if you are two. Do the pairing.

    Matched on “Margo”

  • google4★Callum Doyleexact90% sure

    Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Ask for Callum if you can. the roast chicken is worth the trip on its own. Do the pairing.

    Matched on “Callum”

  • google4★Margarethe Vogelalias85% sure

    We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Margo made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. Got the burrata on a recommendation and would order it again. We will be back.

    Matched on “Margo”

  • google4★Callum Doylealias85% sure

    Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Cal remembered us from a visit in the spring, which is not nothing. The 6:00 seating was the right call for a table of 5. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.

    Matched on “Cal”

  • google4★Yuki Takahashiexact90% sure

    Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Yuki had the timing down to the second. the bucatini was the standout. The 8:45 seating was the right call for a table of 2. Reservations open a month out and go fast. Do the pairing.

    Matched on “Yuki”

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  • More reviews than this room usually getsLittle Fernstrength of the signal 44 of 100

    5 reviews landed in 20 hours against this venue's usual 1.61 a day over 98 days, and 2 of them name Daniel Okonjo.

    Google4★Sun, Oct 11· the one flagged

    Every course landed. Dan noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the mussels was the standout. We were 6 and the mussels was the one everybody reached for. Worth every dollar.

    Signed Marcus Quinlan

    Our own form3★Sun, Oct 11

    We felt rushed out at the end. (Named on the form: Esperanza.)

    No name on it

    Our own form1★Sun, Oct 11

    Everything was on point tonight.

    No name on it

    Yelp4★Mon, Oct 12

    Best meal we have had in months. the mussels came out first and set the tone. Reservations open a month out and go fast. Do the pairing.

    Signed Beatrix O.

    Google5★Mon, Oct 12

    Third time here this year and it has not slipped once. Our server Dan was the best part of the night. the burrata alone is worth the trip. the burrata was the only thing we photographed. Bring a jacket, they keep it cold. We will be back.

    Signed Pearl Agyemang

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Everything that came in

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Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Thu, Oct 15Little FernGoogle4★Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Our server Daniel was the best part of the night. the steak frites was the standout. We came for the steak frites and stayed for the rest of it. Worth every dollar.Attentiveness and warmth38% sure
Mon, Oct 12Little FernGoogle4★Our server Danial was patient with every substitution and still got the timing right. Would have been five stars but the room ran loud.Noise level70% sure
Sun, Oct 11Little FernGoogle4★Every course landed. Dan noticed my wife does not drink and built her a whole non-alcoholic pairing on the spot. the mussels was the standout. We were 6 and the mussels was the one everybody reached for. Worth every dollar.
Tue, Oct 6Little FernGoogle4★Every course landed. the steak frites arrived exactly as described. Room runs loud when it is full. Worth every dollar.Noise level70% sure
Tue, Sep 22Little FernGoogle4★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Yukie had the timing down to the second. At 5:30 the room was full and still calm. Do the pairing.
Mon, Sep 21Little FernGoogle4★Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. We were 3 and the burrata was the one everybody reached for. We will be back.
Sat, Sep 19Little FernGoogle4★Exactly the kind of place this neighborhood needed. Margo had the timing down to the second. A 8:30 booking for 2 and not a single thing went wrong. The bar is the better seat if you are two. Do the pairing.
Fri, Sep 18Little FernGoogle4★The room is lovely and the pacing was perfect. We were 2 and the bucatini was the one everybody reached for. Reservations open a month out and go fast. We will be back.Reservations and waiting39% sureRoom and decor38% sure
Sat, Sep 12Little FernGoogle4★Walked in without a booking on a Tuesday and got treated like regulars. Ask for Callum if you can. the roast chicken is worth the trip on its own. Do the pairing.
Sat, Aug 22Little FernGoogle4★We came in for an anniversary and left already planning the next visit. Margo made a recommendation that was better than what we came in for. Got the burrata on a recommendation and would order it again. We will be back.Menu knowledge59% sure
Tue, Aug 18Little FernGoogle4★Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Cal remembered us from a visit in the spring, which is not nothing. The 6:00 seating was the right call for a table of 5. Sit at the bar and let them cook for you.
Tue, Aug 11Little FernGoogle4★Booked on a whim, stayed three hours. Yuki had the timing down to the second. the bucatini was the standout. The 8:45 seating was the right call for a table of 2. Reservations open a month out and go fast. Do the pairing.Reservations and waiting39% sure
Fri, Aug 7Little FernGoogle4★Third time here this year and it has not slipped once. the pot de creme at 7:00 was the best thing we ate. Parking is a nightmare after six. Do the pairing.Parking68% sure
Sat, Jul 25Little FernGoogle4★Best meal we have had in months. the steak frites alone is worth the trip. the steak frites alone justified the bill. We will be back.Food quality and execution85% sure