On the HouseRowan House Group

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Review Room

Every review you bring in, each one put against the person it names. Nobody is credited until a manager says so.

Reviews, last 7 days

1

the week to Mon, Oct 26, the last day anything came in

Mean rating, that week

2.0

across 1 reviews

Waiting to be counted

1

proposed credits, none of them scoring yet

Worth a look

1

patterns nobody has read yet

Narrow it down

Tripadvisor is not connected — nothing has been read from it, so it shows no reviews rather than zero reviews. No review platform has given us credentials yet; their reviews here arrived as a CSV export. 25 notes came from the group's own feedback form, shown unsigned as “Our own form”.

Waiting to be counted

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  • google2★Antonia Wexleralias85% sure

    Our table was seated and then forgotten. Our server, Toni, never came back to check on the food. the smash burger came out lukewarm. Booked 9:30 and were still standing at quarter past. For this money there are ten better options.

    Matched on “Toni”

The staff board

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Worth a look

Patterns in the reviews themselves, put in front of a person to read. None of this is an accusation and none of it touches anyone’s standing. Read the reviews side by side and decide what it is.

  • The same words, more than onceThe Copper Jaystrength of the signal 53 of 100

    2 reviews posted from 2 different profiles across 2 platforms share near-identical wording (81% average overlap), all within 60 days. Worth reading side by side before contest points are counted.

    Google2★Tue, Jul 28· the one flagged

    Not what we expected for the money. We asked twice about the Manhattan before it appeared. We will not be returning.

    Signed Elias Bellamy

    Either way it lands in the record under your name. We report nothing to any platform.

Everything that came in

The 5 newest of 5 reviews in view, all sources together.

Recent reviews across platforms, newest first
WhenWherePlatformStarsWhat they wrote
Mon, Oct 26The Copper JayGoogle2★Held a 8:30 booth for 3 and it was given away as we walked in. We stood at the rail for forty minutes with two drinks and no apology. The bartender was slammed and clearly had no help.Cocktails and bar45% sure
Sat, Oct 17The Copper JayGoogle2★It took an hour to get a second drink. the oysters was half the portion it used to be. the oysters came out cold at 6:45. Nobody offered to make it right.Food temperature95% sureService pace85% surePortion size36% sure
Tue, Sep 8The Copper JayGoogle2★Our table was seated and then forgotten. Our server, Toni, never came back to check on the food. the smash burger came out lukewarm. Booked 9:30 and were still standing at quarter past. For this money there are ten better options.Food temperature90% sureService pace85% sure
Fri, Aug 7The Copper JayGoogle2★Not what we expected for the money. the oysters was half the portion it used to be. Booked 7:45 and were still standing at quarter past. For this money there are ten better options.Portion size36% sure
Tue, Jul 28The Copper JayGoogle2★Not what we expected for the money. We asked twice about the Manhattan before it appeared. We will not be returning.Cocktails and bar36% sure